"Oh Ranma my boy," Happosai whispered happily with stars in his eyes. "Just think of all the silky darlings you'll bring me in the future. Why you've already attracted a harem of magic girls, and it seems you keep adding more and more. Soon enough they'll be wearing my precious, precious panties."
Happosai was an evil, selfish little bastard who only acted out of self-interest.
Given the right motivation though, and the Grand Master of Anything Goes would quite happily move Heaven and Earth to accomplish the challenge before him. Not to mention stealing anything and everything that caught his interest along the way of course, with many occasional stop overs to liberate 'silky darlings'.
Rubbing a barely there black silk thong across his face Happosai recalled the green haired beauty who had been wearing the pair. Now she had been something special.
Special enough to interest him in training Genma's brat up right.
Why she had even insisted that Ranma be trained in Injutsu, and the various other arts of pleasure.
What's her name with the green hair Happosai thought happily, was a woman after his own heart.
"Ranma's going to end up a complete and utter pervert!" Kumori wailed into Setsuna's shoulder. "He'll knock Ami and other girls up at an early age, making them unwed teen mothers and ruining their reputations."
"There, there," Setsuna said softly as she patted Kumori on her back. "It will be alright, the girls won't end up unwed teen mothers."
Thanks to them being Senshi of course, Setsuna thought to herself. Being able to control one's cycle and fertility was a nifty little bit of magic after all. Though she would have to make sure the non Senshi girls and Ranma took the appropriate precautions however.
Frankly Setsuna still didn't get the obsessions and hang-ups Terrans had about sex.
But then again not every one had been raised in a culture where fool-proof birth control existed, absolute honesty on human sexuality was the norm, and to be part of the sex trade required at least a two year diploma.
Free love, and loving became practical when a Magical Kingdom's Public Health Services magically blasted STD's out of existence and ensured pregnancies only occurred when desired.
'Damn it,' Setsuna grumbled. 'What I'd give to visit the Orb of Earthly Delights again. Oh well it's at least another eight years before Ranma's old enough, the genetic projection indicates one fine slab of beefcake in the making.'
"Hello Happy," Cologne stated from atop her staff. "Any reason you're back?"
Happosai took one quick glance at Cologne's withered form and shuddered briefly. "Brrrrrr. The year's haven't treated you kindly old ghoul."
Cologne twitched slightly at that and shifted into a more aggressive posture. "Again why are you here?"
Raising an eyebrow at Cologne's promise of pain, Happosai took a long pull on his pipe before replying. "Picking up a wayward student of mine."
"Ranma." Cologne stated dryly. "I thought I recognized Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū."
"Ayup," Happosai replied in a generous tone. "That ungrateful, lazy and idiotic student of mine Genma had go and get himself killed. So what else is a Grandmaster to do but taken over his student's students training."
Cologne snickered at this. There was no way in the infinite hells Happosai agreed to teach Ranma from any fraction of good will on Happosai's part.
"Not to mention all the silky darlings I'll be able to collect. Oh to have a collection of magical girl panties is my dream," Happosai added, a single large tear in his eyes as he gazed off in the distance.
Cologne just snorted in relief. At least there was a logic explanation for this, although she did feel somewhat sorry for those magic girls. Although given their usual outfits attracting the attention of perverts wouldn't be that unusual.
"So you do have the appropriate paperwork, hmmm?" Cologne questioned the evil little troll before her. The quicker Happosai got the paperwork together to collect Ranma from the Amazon's care, the quicker the enemy of all women would gone from their village.
"Ayup," Happosai replied pulling out a large file folder from out of now where.
"Not bad my boy, not bad at all," Happosai said in a generous tone. After he had shown Ranma a kata of decent complexity it had only taken the boy a second run through to nail it.
Ranma was good, no scratch that Ranma was an absolute jewel of a martial artist in the making. He had the sheer raw talent to become the Mozart of Martial Arts, and Ranma was Happosai's student.
There was no way in hell Happosai was going to let the tyke go. Not when Happosai had a potentially worthy heir to Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū.
Sharing a wide grin with the young boy in front of him, Happosai declared joyfully. "Ranma my boy, I'm going to make you the finest martial artist in the world!"
"Yah!" Ranma cheered out loud. The neat old man who appeared along with Cologne-sensei was to be his new teacher, and was really, really good at martial arts.
Not to mention the one who had taught his Pop, but Ranma really couldn't recall much about his father. Not like Kumori-mama, and Ami-chan who Ranma could recall easily.
But Ranma remembered enough to keep practising the basic's of Anything Goes, and now he was going to be learning from the man who taught his Pop. A small bit of happiness filled Ranma at that thought.
Good times. Good times, too bad they weren't going to last that long.
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