Unfortunately it had been thousands of years since they'd done much, and even longer since they'd properly fed, and they still had a fair amount of power - but their own hold on some concepts had gotten a little loose.
There was:
Zchthpt, Dark Hentai God Of Painful Pleasure. Who wasn't sure if pleasurable pain wasn't his portfolio.
Grglethmp, Dark Hentai God Of Things That Slithered Up Bodily Orifices.
Cthkttle, Dark Hentai God Of Unspeakable Things. Who had quite forgotten exactly WHAT Unspeakable Things he was in charge of.
Thkthkthkm, Dark Hentai God Of Group S&M Games.
Slthrge, Dark Hentai God of Yaoi Tentacle Games. Who'd gotten a little senile sometime around the beginnings of the Roman Empire.
Vavavavoom, Dark Hentai Goddess Of Exhibitionism, Bondage, and Leather.
and finally there was Vie-Agra, Dark Hentai God Of The Wayward Tentacle.
"Where's the rest of us?" asked Zchthpt.
"Gone," said Vavavavoom. Vava for short. 'Queen' to her friends/victims/worshippers. "Oh, you've already blown it!"
"How so?" asked Zchthpt.
"You should have had them end up naked after de-transforming," said Vava.
"Ahem," said Zchthpt, holding up a jar.
"What's that?" asked Vava.
"Swarms of clothes-destroying moths," said Zchthpt. He switched the jar with a vial. "Clothes dissolving rainstorm." The vial was replaced with a similar vial. "Rain of warm errogenous jelly."
Grglethmp held up a beaker full of long wriggly things. "Tentacle beasts!"
Thkthkthkm held up a jar. "Bondage wasps!"
"Oh is THAT where they went," grumped Vava.
"Was I supposed to bring something?" whined Vie-Agra. "I didn't know."
"Qulll veveveveveve!" said Slthrge, still playing around with something in his tentacles.
"So what have we got?" asked Vavavavoom.
"Groups of magical girls with a token boy, groups of magical boys with a token girl, and a few loners. A lot more girls than guys though," said Zchthpt.
"So what are you waiting for?" asked Vava.
"We're waiting to see if they'll start the tournament without us intervening," said Zchthpt.
"Doesn't look like it, they're all gathering together without anyone shooting," noted Vava. "So I'll just do... THIS."
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