[Episode 21162] [Episode 21162]The Tendo house was the one place where any canon-like reality was sure to offer a look into the life of the two Saotome males. You'd see your usual panda-attack sending Nabiki and Soun in a frantic retreat, get to hear the lovely profanity as the panda's unwilling passenger made 'her' pressence known. This was typically followed by a breast squeezing by Nabiki and a fainting by Soun, then an offer of friendship and a 'friendly' match between Akane and the girl known by all but the Tendo's to be a cursed boy named Ranma. Insert one bath scene where Akane expects to see a naked girl and instead gets and gives an eyeful with Ranma's original form in all its glory.
This is where this story finally breaks from the pattern. For a naked girl to suddenly stare at a naked boy with an erection without any warning, running and screaming would usually be the reaction.
But imagine if you will that you are said girl and that naked boy does not have a penis at full mast.. oh no never that simple.. for he had _two_ of them..
Akane frantically backed up against the wall. In her terror managing to kick the bucket of cold water on the 'OMG _REALLY_ perverted boy' who had been exiting the hot water. If she was terrified before accidently splashing him it was nothing to what she felt when the cold water splashed him and his second lower-down penis suddenly turned into a fully functional vagina and breasts grew out of his chest.. while leaving that one mast still straining itself to reach her from where she was cowerring.
It probably should not surprise the reader to know that it was at this point that Akane fainted.
The author would now like to return her audience to its reguarly scheduled canon-like meeting at the table where the truth is revealed to the three girls and Soun decides that Ranma's curse isn't so bad and which daughter will Ranma be marrying.
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(Posted Mon, 06 Jan 2003 17:00)
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