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Starfire, wearing the cap from a French maid outfit, a G-string, and carrying a feather duster, returned to her room.
Robin was tied, naked (yet still wearing his mask) and spread eagle to her bed with a ball gag in his mouth.
“Robin, I have studied your cultural dating practices in depth, thanks to Beast Boy’s movie and the marker-of-books he had saved on his computer and have figured out that it is up to me to make the next ‘move’. When I arrived here, you taught me English by the exchange of saliva in lip to lip contact. I believe it is now time for me to teach you my language by lip to lip contact.”
Robin stopped struggling against his bonds and relaxed a bit, figuring that things weren’t as bad as they seemed. Starfire had obviously gotten some signals crossed, but she wasn’t under alien control or been corrupted by exposure to Beast Boy’s ‘marker-of-books’.
Starfire smiled shyly at the bound boy wonder. “Of course the data exchange port for teaching is not in the same place as it is for a Tamaranian learning a new language.”
Robin’s eyes took up a quarter of his face as her G-string dropped to the floor.
Ranma shrugged and put his phone away. ‘Oh well, better him than me.’
“Master, would you like to learn to speak Tamaranian?” K'ontour asked nervously, aware that she was skipping over several steps, according to what she understood about Earth’s mating practices, but a bit jealous over her cousin’s closer relationship with her own boy-friend.
Ranma scratched his chin thoughtfully. “I dunno, I suck at learning languages, so it’ll probably take me a couple of years to get really good at it and that’s with regular practice, but… sure, why not. It would be useful to be able to talk and not worry about being overheard.”
The alien girl blushed heavily. ‘Ranma is so forward!’
“When we got some spare time and you feel up to it, let me know.”
K’ontour glowed with affection. ‘And he is letting me set the pace. He is so thoughtful!’
Ranma’s eyes darted around the street, searching for whatever it had been that had set off his danger sense.
Cyborg, Beast Boy, Bumblebee, and speedy had faced off against Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth.
The fight had started off as a typical encounter between the Titans and the Hive graduates, but then Jinx and let slip that they were being paid by Starfire, to distract them so she could have some uninterrupted time with Robin. Beast Boy had been all for charging back and making sure Robin was safe, but Mammoth and Cyborg had both coughed *cock blocker* and things had degenerated from there into a massive argument about each team’s timing interfering in the other’s personal lives and how some members of their own team had horrible timing all on their own.
“I wonder what his new name will be,” Jinx said as everyone had paused to take a breather.
“What do you mean?” Beast Boy asked, rubbing his rear from where Bumblebee had stung him after complaining about his habit of busting into people’s rooms when he heard moans.
“Well, he’s not exactly going to be calling himself, Robin the BOY wonder anymore, is he?” Mammoth pointed out, being a lot quicker on the uptake than most people gave him credit for.
“Hmmm,” the entire group replied.
“I’d say Batman, but I doubt he’s going to get a new costume just because his protégé has grown up a bit,” Speedy said.
“It’ll probably stick with the bird theme if we’re skipping bats,” Gizmo muttered.
“I have to say the costume will be darker. No more bright colors,” Jinx pointed out to everyone’s agreement.
“I think he’ll probably swipe some idea off Batman for it. Batman probably has a dozen or so past IDs as hero or villain setup for some case he worked on in the past,” Speedy pointed out.
“Maybe,” Beast Boy acquiesced.
“Want me to hack the Bat’s computers and find out some possibles?” Gizmo offered.
“Can you do that?” Cyborg asked, stunned at the thought of trying to break Batman’s security.
“I can try.”
“Nah, let’s call Batgirl and see if she has any idea,” Bumblebee suggested, unaware of the massive wave of gossip that was shortly going to be making the rounds.
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