Batman acted as if he had a headache.
The Flash wondered why he didn't meet agressive alien chicks.
Hawkgirl stated that alien women were not 'chicks' and that it was most likely that Starfire was just fed up with stupid Earth customs.
Kara, among others, wondered if that was the sort of thing that was required to move romantic relationships along.
Wonder Woman glanced over at Batman with a thoughtful expression.
Various male superheroes got various chills running along various spines and/or equivalents.
Ranma casually grabbed K'ontour's arm and pulled her out of the street before she could get run over again. At this point he hardly noticed little things like that, it was just an automatic reflex. When K'ontour was around, keep checking to see what she might be running into or blowing up or things of that nature.
"Tendo dojo, here we are," said Ranma. "This is the place Pops said to come to. I wonder what we're supposed to do here?"
"Fight the dojo owner?" asked K'ontour, pointing to the sign.
"I doubt it," said Ranma. "Well, might as well get it over with."
He raised his hand to knock. The door swung open before he could finish.
"At LAST, the schools can be joined!"
"What?" asked Ranma.
"You are merging schools?" asked K'ontour. "Is that not what they call 'redistricting'?"
"Uhm, who are you, again?" asked Nabiki.
"I am K'ontour," said K'ontour with a bow. The Japanese did a lot of this. When on Earth, subarea Rome, perform in a manner keeping with the prevailing cultural bias. "I am Tamaranian and Ranma's slave."
"An alien slavegirl?!" asked Akane, suitably aghast.
"Oh yes, and I remain Ranma's slavegirl so that my cousin does not put any of my family members through creative and violent means of dying," said K'ontour. "I am glad to meet you."
Raven sighed.
"WHAT?!" asked Akane, certain that there was a high degree of pervertedness in this situation.
"She's my student in the martial arts," tried Ranma, as he was used to people blowing up at him for things that weren't his fault.
"Oh," said Akane. Student-sensei relationship, with some weird alien interpretation coming out of it. That was better.
"So pick the one you like," Soun blundered on, "she'll be your new fiancee."
"WHAT?!" asked Ranma.
"Oh my, he wants Raven," said Kasumi.
"Oh definitely," seconded Nabiki.
"Couldn't agree more," chimed in Akane.
"Throw me to the wolves, why don't you?" grumbled Raven.
"I think I must not have understood something," said a puzzled K'ontour. "How can she be Ranma's fiancee when they have not exchanged bodily fluids?"
"WHAT?!" asked Akane.
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