"Because those ARE elves," said the arriving Doctor Lorelei. "Thank you, R.Dorothy. I'll let you get back to your duties."
R.Dorothy gave a flat look to the newcomer, turned that same look towards Ranma, and then left.
"Goshujin-sama," said Doctor Lorelei, curtseying in her skirts. "I understand you need a tour?"
"Yeah, what didja mean those are elves?" asked Ranma.
"You have a large number of robot girls as staff here," said Doctor Lorelei. "However you also have elves, magic-wielders, aliens, entities of varying sorts. The previous Master was fond of the philosophy of 'variety being the spice of life' of sorts."
"Uh huh," said Ranma, watching a fight develop between some dark-skinned elves and some light-skinned elves with some gal who had FUR apparently trying to stop the fight. Except that the gal who had the natural fur got hit by BOTH kinds of elves, and then the fight began in earnest with others jumping in for no apparent reason. "What's that about?"
"Oh, just the usual I suspect," said Doctor Lorelei. "They can't agree on much of anything. They rarely cause damage to the grounds or buildings except for the two warehouses there. They don't have anything valuable in them, just to give them a place to vent their frustrations and such."
"Aren't there any GUYS working here?" asked Ranma after watching the combat.
"A couple," admitted Lorelei.
"Uh huh," said Ranma. "How many girls?"
"About 99% of the remainder," admitted Lorelei.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S HIM!"
Ranma was reminded of an avalanche in a snowy mountainside. Lots of girls tripping each other, scrambling, running - towards him. "uh oh."
"Security," said Lorelei into a high-tech bracelet. "Defend Master Ranma."
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