Akane walked into her room and slammed the door behind her. Although dinner had been free of trouble and up to Kasumi’s usual standards, there was something horribly wrong in the Tendo house.
Ranma wasn’t home.
Worse, those two whores that he liked to hang all over him every waking moment of every single day were also gone. They were with him no doubt, off… a hundred different possibilities ran through Akane’s mind, each one had Ranma wearing less clothes and doing even more perverted things than the last.
The sound of something moving in her room made Akane jump and she looked around to see who was sneaking around. Was Happosai finally back from his vacation in America? She saw a pair of he panties seemingly move out from under her bed on their own accord and scurry across the room. “DAMN YOU LITTLE BASTA-Oh, P-Chan it’s you,” Akane mumbled after she grabbed her underwear to see what was under it.
Akane giggled at the thought of P-Chan running around blinded by her panties and for the first time in days Akane felt like smiling. She picked the pig up and hugged him close to her. “P-Chan you won’t believe what’s been going on lately,” she told her pet before the girl started to tell him everything that bastard Ranma had did.
As Akane continued to relate to him what Ranma had done to her while holding Ryoga between her soft, warm-No! He needed to stay focused on Ranma, get revenge for Akane, with her soft, luscious…
I’ll get revenge for you Akane Ryoga thought as he rubbed his head up against her breasts. Revenge!
-Meanwhile, in the skies above Tokyo-
“MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Jane watched her husband throw his head back in dark laughter with a deadpan expression until he finally stopped. “What was all that about?”
After getting his breath back, Ranma looked over to Jane and shrugged. “No idea. I just had a weird urge to laugh evilly.” It kind of felt like when people talked about him behind his back and he couldn’t stop sneezing, or those strange chills that crept up from time to time.
“I get that a lot here too,” Sue told him. Of course she never really went through with it. Jane had told her on more than one occasion that her ‘evil mistress of darkness’ laugh was just wrong, too much cuteness and not enough scary. A slight change in the air currents made Sue grip onto the ‘cargo’ in each of her hands before making a slight adjustment to compensate. When ever thing was done Sue opened her hands again and let them go back to sitting in her palms.
Ranma looked down to the city below him one more time and quickly raised his head back up. Sue had told him a spell was masking their presence and there was nothing to worry about, but Ranma supposed he could never be too careful. “So uh, what were we talking about?”
“You were explaining how you, even when human, was staying together with several idiot girls that were absolutely no good to be around and had no redeeming qualities besides their desire to get laid by you,” Jane told him.
A fierce gust made Ranma grab onto one of Sue’s fingers for support before he could look over to Jane and frown. “No we weren’t.”
Jane shrugged. “Okay it we weren‘t, but since SOMEONE’S too scared to fly us back at a faster speed. I kind of want to get something out of it.”
“I told you Jane, flying at Mach One or more makes me queasy,” Sue whined as she sunk her head down. “And I get all kinds of stuff in my mouth. Oh, and we were talking about how the underbelly is the spot to induce sexual stimulation in a dragon.”
With Sue trying to steer the conversation back to its original course, Jane couldn’t keep the annoyed groan down. “That’s not important! I want to know why you have three girls chasing after you and you don’t DO anything about it.”
“Look it’s a matter of honor okay,” Ranma told Jane. He looked back up to Sue’s face and frowned. “And what is all that… arousal stuff about. There’s not even anything there!”
Jane frowned and rolled her eyes. “That’s crap. If it was a matter of honor then you’d get off your ass and do something to either make them all go away, or take one of them and make the rest go away. Not just sit around and let the whole thing keep going.”
As soon as Jane finished, Sue picked the conversation up. “A dragon’s lower stomach is very delicate and sensitive area. There’s nothing there but it just feels good to have it messed with in a certain way.”
“Well what am I supposed to do?” Ranma asked Jane. “I don’t want to get married, I’m sixteen for crying out loud! Hell, I don’t even know if I want to run the dojo! I like martial arts and fighting, but that doesn’t mean I want to spend several hours a day teaching a bunch of idiots how to kick and punch so they can feel better about themselves, or don’t get pushed around in school… or learn to push people around in school.”
After taking a second to get his breath, Ranma looked back up to Sue. “So, all those stories about heroic knights and stuff killing dragons by attacking their soft underbelly… they’re all saying these guys take big metal spears and shove them up a dragon’s crotch?”
Both Jane and Sue let out long sighs, it wasn’t exactly the same, but… “Yeah,” they both replied at the same time.
That’s just wrong Ranma thought to himself as the dojo came into view. The three dragons set down, and Sue reassumed her human form before dropping the presence mask spell.
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