“So, besides the nightvision and magic, is there anything else this dragon stuff gives me I should know about?” Ranma asked.
Sue looked up in thought and tapped her chin. “Well, you won’t need as much food as a creature your size should. You already figured out the magic, shape shifting, and all that stuff.” That was pretty much it as far as she knew.
Ranma nodded his head right before another thought occurred to him. “So uh, I’m just like I would have been if I had been born a dragon?”
“Your genetic and aura template is a copy of a dragon sampled when the enigma was created,” Jane told him. “What the hell brought that on your mind anyway?”
A memory from a fight he had with Herb replayed itself in his mind as Jane asked him the question. Although his cursed form looked a lot like his mom, making Ranma believe that Jusenkyo just changed him into the girl he would have been born as if things had been just a little different, Herb had said that the monkey that got changed into a girl looked exactly like Ranma’s girl form too. It just made him wonder if all the people who fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl ended up short redheads with big breasts.
He had put it to the back of his mind, but all this transformation stuff had brought the question up again.
But then, Herb’s girl form looked nothing like Ranma’s, so it was probably nothing.
“Never mind,” Ranma told her as they went through the main gate and into the Tendo house’s front lawn.
“RANMA SAOTOME, PREPAIR TO DIE!”
The declaration of battle made both of Ranma’s wives look over to the entrance to the house right as a boy with a yellow bandanna smashed through the door. The hair on the back of their necks rose at the sight of someone who dared to threaten the life of their husband so openly, and they stepped in front of him while they pictured how this idiot’s intestines would look like outside of his skin.
Why is it these martial arts idiots can‘t seem to figure out how to open a door? Jane asked herself while she glared at the newcomer. It wasn’t someone she recognized, but if Ranma didn’t mind, she wouldn’t be meeting him again.
How come these people always shout everything when they show up? Sue wondered. Did the human’s of this island have no manners at all?
“Ryoga!” Ranma shouted as she pushed past his two wives, with a grin on his face. “Wow man, I haven’t seen you in…” Well there were the weeks he was in China, and the time he’d been back, and the weeks before that… one, two, three… “it’s been a long time man. How ya been?”
“Well I’ve been having this problem with my-Hey! SHUT UP RANMA!” he shouted before the bastard near the gate could confuse him any more. “I’m here to take revenge for Akane for what you did to her!”
Ranma blinked. “What’d I do to Akane?” Other than keeping her from being killed, beaten, mauled, eaten, deep fried, and experiencing a number of other unpleasant ways to die that is.
His arch-enemy’s innocent look made Ryoga’s blood boil. “How dare you say that while standing next to those two women,” she shouted while pointed to Jane and Sue. “Even if your fiancé is a flat as a board and a woman comes along with a things as big as beach balls-”
Sue looked down at her breasts and jiggled them a little. They weren’t that big. She didn’t even see what the big deal with human breasts were. Was it a motherhood thing? They were used to feed the newborns after all. Bigger boobs meant more food supply?
“-or she’s nothing but a sexless prude and you see a girl walking around naked-”
Jane frowned. Although she like her skin to breath, she was hardly naked. Weak little humans walk around in ten layers of clothes because they can’t survive below freezing temperatures, and then they try to make themselves look superior to the races that don’t need to.
“-that’s no excuse to abandon her! You should be glad that any girl even stays around a freak like you for five seconds. You should be kissing Akane’s feet and thanking her every ten seconds because she’s engaged to you!”
“Okay that’s it.”
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