He was buff, with lots of muscles further defined by glossy hairless skin. His purple lipstick, long pointed ears with the diamond studs, and tight spandex covering barely enough to pass muster as an ATTEMPT at clothing, just further refined the assault on the eyes that was Hapxier Kuno.
That he wanted to bestow 'happiness' on everyone in the school, by showing off his muscular control, hugging and french-kissing his students (his tongue managing to caress its way down to their stomachs), cuddling and touching inappropriately, well - that was just his way and if anyone found it offensive they certainly must be close-minded and needed their principal to unfetter their minds to appreciation of such things.
"WHAT. THE. HE... CK," asked Akane as she crossed the school's gates and found piles of apparently dead students everywhere.
"no. no. please no," mumbled one of the 'dead' students, before she dragged herself a few feet away and began throwing up.
"I think maybe I should turn around and go home," said Nabiki as she arrived and noted the scenes of devastation. And why did everyone have purple lipstick stains on their faces?
"Ohhhh, students mustn't be tardy," said an unfamiliar voice. "But I forgive you."
"Eh?" asked Akane, looking up. Then feeling a need to barf herself at the sight of the spandex thong-wearing muscleman flexing and posing atop the school. "WHAT?!"
"Oh, you're so cute and cuddly," said the muscleman, leaping down the three stories to land lightly on the walkway. "I could just eat you all up."
Akane went into an attack stance. "You better not try it, or else!"
"Or else... what?" asked the muscle man, rolling his stomach muscles.
"Or else," promised Akane, "I'll punish you!"
"Oh," said the muscleman, touching his lips with his pinky. "Ah. You promise?"
The Triangulans were very advanced, had enormous amounts of energy and computing power, access to data accumulated over a very long time, and were not paying a whole lot of attention.
Excepting for some bored students, a cleanup by the 'adults' that was truly haphazard, and one of the 'responsible adults' deciding to be creative as he/she/it 'cleaned up' things.
With the result that Ranma Saotome, enhanced, found himself on a terraforming Mars. About a mile from a fake Furinkan High School, standing in the shade of a fake Sphinx, by the shore of a lake where he'd been fishing.
He was also scratching his head over the women currently kneeling before him. "Uhm. Do I know you?" He didn't think he'd met these gals before.
"He has forgotten about us," said one of the girls. "Must have been an evil spell or curse. I shall reintroduce us so that might jog his memory."
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