"Nehheheheh! I have you now, Saotome," said Tomo Takino as she went through various poses on the roof she stood on.
"Is that a sentai uniform," wondered Rider out loud.
Ranma bowed his head, covered his face with both hands and prayed that nobody else was watching them.
"Knowing her, that's probably a safe bet."
Mentally the summoner was counting the seconds in his head.
Tomo was to put it bluntly, a lazy thoughtless goofball with a dirty imagination. If there was an off switch for her mouth then Ranma would have paid in blood to know about it. Why had he ever tried to help her out when they were little kids? If he'd known then what he sadly knew now, he would have never come within ten miles of her
presence. Especially because...
"WAAAHHH!! I'm stuck up here!!"
... she tended to act without thinking.
"Tomo! Don't worry, we're getting a ladder!"
The pigtailed young man peeked through his fingers to see a group of five girls in school uniforms and two young
women who looked like they could be teachers working to get the panicking sentai girl down from the top of the building she was standing on.
"Oh no. Please don't tell me that...."
"They're all pactioed, Master."
"I asked you *not* to tell me that, Ifurita. Oh my god, that one looks like she's still in elementary school!"
It seemed to take forever to get the wailing Takino down and yet at the same time it still wasn't long enough.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Beautiful Summoner of Love and Justice Tomo Takino will Punish you in the name of a Girl's Pure Heart!"
"Is she serious, Ranma-sama?"
Ranma groaned harder into his hands.
"Sadly, yes."
That was the other thing he just couldn't take about that girl, she could dismiss and ignore things that had happened not more then a minute before without even blinking an eye about the absurdity of it all.
"Um, Takino. We need to set the stakes for the challenge."
"Ahahahahaha! Don't sweat the small details, Chiyo! Well, you are small to begin with in the first place!"
"Waah! That's mean Takino!!"
"Hey Tomo! Stop bullying Chiyo!"
"Don't be so serious, Kagura."
"He doesn't look like an Evil Overlord, Leader Tomo."
"That's because he is very clever at hiding it, Osaka!"
"Oh! I see!"
"I can't make any sense at all of her," said Neliel in a puzzled voice.
"Takino and common sense will never occupy the same place at any given time."
He could feel the headache forming already. The stupid, it burned with the heat of a thousand angry suns.
"We'll just offer Yomi's body if he wins-"
"YOMI CHOP!!!"
"YEOW!!! What did you do that for?!"
"TAKE A WILD GUESS, YOU IDIOT!!"
"Oh! I see, you're right. It's better to go with Sakaki instead because she's better built-"
"eh?"
"YOMI DOUBLE CHOP!!"
"YEOOWWW!! Hey stop that!!"
"NOT UNTIL I KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR HEAD!!"
"Hey! What are we, Christmas Cakes?!"
"Yukari! What are you saying?!"
"Oh put a sock in it Nyamo! Look at that young stud! Don't tell me you'd turn some time with him down?"
"We-well, it's not proper!"
Ranma's soul wept tears of blood.
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