With the concise expression of actual enjoyment of this tortuous incentive, Jorgen wracked his brain to come up with new methods to get this out of his way without destroying his godchild's body and brain ... 'Da Rules' clearly forbade such actions without a clearly worded wish from said godchild stating such.
If only he had Wanda with him ... she was always a good scape goat for mistakes and incompetence after she married that brain-dead oaf Cosmo.
Now, if there was only a way to 'force' his godchild into making a wish without getting a lot of sass instead.
...
Wait, there was always ...
With a predatory grin, Jorgen swung his wand at the happily struggling Ranma as he performed a triple corkscrew dive through a set of burning hoops, causing the entire obstacle course to vanish, and upsetting Ranma's landing on the balance beam - which disappeared.
Crashing into the ground, Ranma rubbed his face and glared at the muscle-bound fairy.
"Hey! It was just getting exciting!" complained the seventeen-year-old-in-an-eight-year-old-body.
"You can vish it back," taunted Jorgen impishly - an emotion that set off every danger alarm Ranma had.
"No way! Bring on the torture, you'll never get me to say-" a sparkle lit up the space around his head, and without being capable of stopping himself, blurted out. "I wish I didn't have the Jusenkyo Curse any more."
Realising what he had done, Ranma slapped his hands over his mouth as though to stop the words from completely escaping - but it was too late.
Jorgen raised his wand over his head in triumph, and a burst of smoke covered the area.
-Cured!-
"What the hell?" bellowed Ranma in outrage. "What did you do to me?"
"I granted your vish," smugly replied Jorgen Von Strangle.
"But I didn't want to make a wish!" Ranma argued. "You forced me somehow!"
"You vere more stubborn dan I had tought, and my strong body does not intimidate you," Jorgen reasoned, still smirking. "And since I could not make you submit trough physical means, I found oder ways."
"What - did - you - do?" repeated Ranma hotly.
"Dis," replied Jorgen and held out what looked like a small plush toy with Ranma's appearance. "It is a 'youdoo doll', and I used it to make you vish for someting you really vanted - I have not heard of a Jusenkyo Curse before, but it is now gone from your puny human body."
"I'm cured?" Ranma realised.
"Ja," agreed Jorgen.
"I'm cured!" crowed Ranma forgetting the circumstances to his cure. "Never gonna be a girl again! Never gonna be a girl again! Never gonna be a girl again!"
"You now see noting vrong happened," Jorgen added, and tossed the doll aside. "Vill you now-"
"Never gonn- whoa!" Ranma's chanting and Jorgen's question was interrupted by Ranma mimicking the doll - he was spontaneously flung to the side, slamming him into the compound wall.
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