⑨ One-Half - Yukkuranma: Falga's trying to sound smart/ One and only. [Episode 217824]

by Falgabird

Falgabird: Good Evening, everyone! This episode has been divided into two parts. The first one, the one we're doing now, will be providing information with the brand, spankin' new type of Yukkuri, Yukkuri Ranma, or Yuukuranma! Yay, yay...!

[silence]

Falgabird: ...Ehm...okay, so yeah, information! Ahem, the second part meanwhile, will deal with more on the Sailor Senshi and Yukkuranma, and a preview of what is happening in Gensokyo at the moment.

Falgabird: So...yeah!:

Species: Yukkuri

Name/Sub-species: Ranma Saotome

Yukkuri nickname: Yukkuranma

Catch phrase(s): (Introduction)"Yo! Th'name's Ranma, heir to the Yukkuri-Saotome Art of Anything Goes Taking-it-Easy!" "Th-this is not easy! Pops, you idiot!" "Ranma thinks martial arts can be taken easy too!" "[Insert name] no baka!" (Repeated a few more times with descending accent, i.e: "[Insert name] ngo paga!") "O-rarara~!"

Filling: Classified for the moment. (Read: "I haven't found anything proper yet.")

Special Properties: Sharp teeth when agitated, annoyed, or angry; "yukkuri-ized" version of Saotome Anything Goes School of Martial arts; special asexual breeding properties (Classified, for now.)

Misc.: None yet.

Falgabird: No, my speech line isn't part of the information, just needed to let you know that that was the end. Yay, yay...yay...!

[silence]

Falgabird...Ahem! So, thank you, and don't flame me for this!


- With Yukkuranma and the Senshi. -

After a few moments of hugging and cuddling, which was dangerously close to degenerating into an orgy of snuggles, the girls managed to relatively calm down enough to finally begin their Senshi meeting. Of course, this was down at the same time the girls were passing Yukkuranma around and hugging him at various intervals. It was when Michiru finally got the courage and plucked Yukkuranma from in between passes between Makoto and Ami and hugged him, nearly squealing at his squishiness, did the meeting actually start, in which Rei was the first to put her two-cents in.

"Which nearly reminded me. We have a guest staying at the shrine for a few days, so we better be more careful on our meetings." She said, briefly patting Ranma's head before passing him. She had plenty of time later to cuddle him, so she figured to let the others enjoy him.

Usagi, who received the pass, continued the conversation, "Why do you have a guest, Rei?" The conversation then degenerated into basically a conversation with the yukkuri Ranma as an indicator on who was speaking as he was continued to be passed around. Ranma, for his part, was softly trilling some nonsensical song that came to his head.

"Because of this little guy here." Rei. Pet. Pass.

Stare. "Why?" Makoto. Squee briefly. Pass.

"Because the guest, Mr. Saotome said something about an exorcism." Rei. Pass.

Gasp. "You mean this little fella's possessed?" Minako. Hug. Pass.

"Hmph. Probably some kinda youma in disguise." No Pass.

"Is that why you look like you were about to squeal so cutely, dear?" Michiru. No Pass.

"I-i-it's not like that..." Haruka. Blush. Subtle squeeze. Pass.

"Heh, even you couldn't resist this little guy's charm. Besides, I checked, he's safe." Setsuna, who finally spoke up. Nuzzle cheeks. Kiss top of head. Smirk all-knowingly. Pass.

Pounce. "We should probably check anyway, a-and examine it some m-more... Y-you know just to be sure..." Luna. Give in to feline instincts. Roll around. Purr. No Pass.

Sigh. "Seriously, Luna..." Artemis. Palm (or paw-pad) face. Feel embarrassed.

...Yyyeahhh...


- Elsewhere, In Gensokyo -

Her name was Marisa Kirisame, and she was a witch. Which, by the way was in no way related to why she was currently walking on the ground today, looking for mushrooms. It was just a perfect day, Marisa had said to herself, that instead of doing her most favorite thing: as in steal/borrow from the library at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, that she do her second most favorite thing instead: pick mushrooms.

Of course, after finding a particularly rare mushroom at the base of a tree, Marisa froze when she heard a rustling from a nearby bush.

Frowning, as well as preparing her preferred projectiles, she waited a tense few moments as the bush continued to rustle. Then something came out, and she stared.

Marisa had expected a few things: some stray fairy, some woodland creature, one of those weak little annoyances that frequently come around to bother her, and, heck, even some of the bit more powerful annoyance that she had tussled with before...

What she wasn't expecting was a yukkuri. In addition, a type of yukkuri she has never nor has yet to see.

So it was understandable that she just stood frozen in shock, as the odd yukkuri with the black pig-tail spotted her, bounced to her direction, and introduced itself.

"Yo! Th'name's Ranma, heir to the Yukkuri-Saotome Art of Anything Goes Taking-it-Easy!" Then it made some sort of noise that sounded like "O-rarara~!"

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