Great Will: Rabbid Ranma: The Courage of Soy Cubes and a Really Big Book [Episode 218616]

by Lord Dragon Claw

“Greetings, Dr. Ono.”

“Oh! Principal Sabaku,” replied Tofu. “What brings you here?”

“I have come to congratulate you on winning our match.”

“Oh, so you finally saw the trap there?”

“Yes.”

“Well, come on in. Shall I get you anything? Tea?”

“Coffee, if you don’t mind.”

“Certainly. How would you like it?”

“Black.”

“Your usual then.”

As Tofu left the room to go to the small kitchen, Gaara spied one of the books sitting in the bookcase. It was a new book entitled Magical Curses and How to Diagnose Them by Dr. M. A. Quack in English on the spine. Cocking his head, Gaara’s curiosity overcame him and he pulled the heavy book from the shelf and opened it to the table of contents. The whole book was in English, but Gaara knew the language better than some of the native speakers did.



PageChapter
1One: Introduction
4Two: Mage-caused Curses
29Three: Divine Punishment
37Four: Death Curses
42Five: Elemental Curses
236Six: Demonic Curses
571Seven: Luck-based Curses
608Eight: Water-based Curses
759Nine: Known Cures
784Ten: Possible Cures
800Eleven: Transference as a Solution
872Twelve: Warding Against Curses and Curse Prevention
1038Thirteen: the Usefulness of Pentacles
1429Fourteen: Uses of Religious Symbols in Curing
1954About the Author
1958Index




Gaara arched an eyebrow, but then turned to page 236.



Chapter Six: Demonic Curses



There are many types of demons as described by various types of religions, and there seems to be common ground between them all. Here will be described the major types of demonic entities. Please note that being demonic does not necessarily mean evil as most religious people are inclined to believe. Also, demons serve a purpose when it comes to limiting the numbers of various animals, peoples, and spirits. Some demons are useful for increasing the populations of said beings. Others help with biological decay while others still help with emotional troubles. In addition, demons may fit into multiple types and generally keep the abilities they had previous to becoming a demon and retain their demonic abilities once they become an elemental spirit or divine spirit.

One of the key characteristics of a demon is a lack of inhibition, an unwillingness to stop, or general mischievous or malicious behavior. Elemental spirits have the possibility of becoming demons just like demons have the possibility of becoming elemental spirits (see page 46), which means that demons, with work, can actually become divine spirits while divine spirits can actually become demons, given enough time and conscious effort on the spirit’s part.

This chapter discusses the types of demons there are and what sorts of curses those types tend to place upon people. They can be anything from changing hair color, to causing acne, to violent diseases, to death, and to full-on possession or madness.

Section One: Entropic Demons


These are demons that operate on the principle of destruction. They vary in their subtlety but they tend to cause acts of violence, bloodshed, death, and general destruction. They love breaking things and weaker ones are often called poltergeists.



Gaara skipped ahead a bit until one thing caught his eye.



...One of the most famous entropic demons was formerly a sand elemental spirit that doubled as a tanuki spirit (see page 49 under Section Two: Geographical Spirits and page 127 under Section Eleven: Animal Spirits). It is considered to be primarily entropic, though it can also be considered a sin demon of the sub-types of Wrath and Lust (see page 406 under Section Eight: Sin Demons). It was called Shukaku by a Shinto Priest and the name has stuck ever since. Its children tend to be incubi and/or sand spirits. They tend to help increase the world population in some areas while others will cause immense sandstorms in the various hot deserts of the world. A rare few of Shukaku’s children are simple tanuki spirits who guard wild tanuki from predators.

Known Curses of Shukaku (and Children)


Insomnia
Shukaku and its tanuki children (both of the sand spirit variety and the simple variety) are extremely paranoid and hate to be caught unaware and therefore do not sleep. They are typically jealous of people who sleep and will either give them insomnia or horrible nightmares. Simple sleep aid medication has been known to counteract all but the strongest of such curses. Ritualistic behavior, such as bedtime stories or a nightly glass of warm milk, is also known to resolve such curses. On rare occasions, a stronger cure is needed; such a cure may be simple, such as the burning of a great deal of calories through exercise, or it may be more complex and involve religious activity, the help of divine spirits, the assistance of certain types of elemental spirits, or the help of a sin demon of the sub-type Sloth.

Bloodlust
Shukaku and most of its children love a good fight or love to kill. Some of them hang around battles and wait for the killing to start. Rather than attack the spirits of the freshly dead, they seek out the weakened minds of those who had killed for the first time and try to influence their thoughts to become more violent and vicious. Sometimes, complete possession happens and the men and women involved in the battle end up committing horrible crimes later on.

Uncontrollable Lust
All of Shukaku’s children are passionate lovers; some of them go to the extreme and become incubi. An incubus that is a son of Shukaku loves to watch sex and will curse people who watch or look at pornography with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate or have sex. Some of these incubi take it further and cause people to cheat on their regular partners. Also, they will possess people in the act of sex simply to feel the sensations, but they never control their hosts except to increase endurance and/or intensity. Unfortunately, these incubi, unlike other types of incubi, are insatiable and have been known to cause death by exhaustion in their hosts. However, these sons of Shukaku hate rapists and will bring along a friend of theirs to give the rapist some sort of death curse or disease.

Emotional Distress
This sort of curse only happens when one of the more wrathful children of Shukaku is in the presence of a particular human for too long. The human could become manic depressive, bipolar, wrathful, or any other number of psychological disorders.

Section Two: Anarchical Demons


These are demons that love chaos and disorder. They also love pranks and comedy and are useful for increasing the happiness in a person’s life. Unfortunately, they also tend to go to far and make a person’s life miserable...



Gaara knew that the various curses that were upon him could not be cured by the means explained in the book, but it was still interesting.

Dr. Tofu came in with a large mug of coffee for Gaara and a cup of tea for himself.

“Interesting book, isn’t it Gaara-san?”

“Tofu-san... did you get this to try and cure me?”

“I thought I might be able to. Otherwise, it would be a step in the right direction as most books on demonology are either restricted or were destroyed when found by people of various religions.”

“Well, unfortunately this won’t be able to cure me. Still, I appreciate the thought. On a related note, a pair of my new students happen to have water-based curses.”

“Really? Let me see the book.”

“The word ‘Jusenkyou’ was muttered by the rabbit-boy when he thought that no one was listening.”

Tofu opened to the Index to search for Water-based Curses: Jusenkyou.

“Let’s see...W... Water-based Curses... Bermuda... Fountain of Youth... Jusenkyou... Ah. There it is! ... It says that all Jusenkyou curses are incurable except when a magical item called the Locking Ladle is involved, which tends to lock a person’s form in one state with the use of cold water or in their natural form when hot water is used. Unfortunately, the cure is reversible and must be reapplied every decade or else it would wear off. If both their forms are cursed though, they are completely incurable, but can still be locked in one form or the other.”

“Interesting. This M. A. Quack seems to really know his stuff.”

“Yeah.”

“Wait. Idea! Search for a penguin demon or spirit.”

Tofu flipped through the book, scoured the index, but found nothing.

“Nope,” Tofu said as he closed the heavy book and placed it back on the shelf.

“Must not be common then.”

“So, how has work been going for you?”

“Well, there were two new students, one Saotome Ranma and one Hibiki Ryouga, who came today. They’re the cursed ones. Ranma has both of his forms cursed. His cold-water form seems to be that of an ugly pink rabbit that is loud as Hell, but his hot-water form is that of a regular human - except with pink hair and rabbit ears rather than regular human ones. Ryouga, on the other hand, prefers his cold-water form. It is that of a peg-legged penguin with bat wings. He said it is a demon called a ‘Prinny’.”

“Odd.”

“Yes. And they seem to be living with the Tendos. Something about an arranged marriage.”

Tofu nearly choked on his tea, but managed to spit it out - right into the face of Gaara. However, a small amount of sand whipped out of the man’s gourd and blocked it. The wet sand fell to the ground while the dry sand returned to the gourd.

“I’m so sorry!” apologized Tofu.

“No. My apologies for making a mess on your floor.”

“Well, what do you mean by an arranged marriage?”

“I do believe that Ranma is engaged to the middle Tendo sister, Nabiki.”

“Oh. Good. What about Ryouga?”

“Seems to have his eye set on Akane, but I could be wrong.” Internally, Gaara was smirking. He could probably coerce Tofu into finally facing his fears and ask the eldest Tendo sister out, which was the whole reason behind his visit. Tofu was his best friend, and he wanted to be sure that his friend was happy.

“Oh dear. I hope he’s not enamored to Kasumi-chan...”

“Well, you could ask her out.”

“B-but I-I-I...”

Annoyed, Gaara glared at Tofu. “Tofu-san. Tell me: is she really all that frightening? The worst that could happen is that she’d say no. By my observations of the fairer sex most women don’t get violently angry when you ask them out on a date. Akane, and other sexually harassed women, are exceptions. Kasumi is nothing like her youngest sister.”

Tofu swallowed nervously. Apparently, his friend was more stressed-out today or Tofu’s inability to ask Kasumi was grating on the man’s nerves.

“I’ll ask you again: are you going to sit there and watch her fall in love with someone else or are you going to ask her out?”

Tofu thought about it. He thought about it some more. He should be able to do this. Never mind that he was the Tendos’ family doctor. He needed to finally get out of the rut he was in! But he was so nervous... he hadn’t dated since before medical school. He didn’t know the first thing that needed to be done!

“If it makes things easier, we could make it a double date. Me and my girlfriend will go along with you and we can help you pick out the proper set of clothing you’ll need as well as decide which restaurant, movie, and/or park we should go to. Does that sound reasonable, Tofu-san?”

Tofu sighed in relief. “It does, Gaara-san.”

“Good. Let me call my girlfriend and all three of us will go and ask Kasumi together.”

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