"PHILISTINES!" The Would-be-Paladin growled at his captors. "I shall see by Lathander's grace that you drow are hung and then your corpses behead! I shall..."
Kuno was answered by having three female Drow Warriors beat the living snot out of him. "Shampoo tell Paladin SHUT UP ALREADY!" The head Drow said as she belted him across the back if the head with a War Hammer.
"At least that will get him to shut up..." Ryoga said. He was struggling with the rope he was bound in, and was having trouble with it. "Must be enchanted somehow..."
"This is total griffin sh*t..." Ukyo commented under her breath.
"Now, now Darling. It was talk like that that got you kicked out from the grouping of High Elv~OW!!!" Konatsi screamed as he was not jumping around the cage on one foot while holding onto the shin of his other leg."
"That'll teach you..." Ukyo said.
"No talking prisoner unless big sister Shampoo give you okay!" The young Drow Lin Lin said.
"Hey Lin Lin!" Lin Lin's sister called out. "Help Lung Lung beat up stupid talking man in white!"
"I am a Paladin!" Kuno spoke up, which lead to him recieving an even worse beatdown.
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