He noticed the little boy in the street. He noticed the twelve ninja waiting to pounce. What he wasn't too sure of - were they after him or the kid? Or was it that bushy-browed kid coming down the road?
"GET HIM! FOR THE PRIDE OF THE HYUGA CLAN!"
Nice of them to clarify that point for him.
Hmmm. Twelve ninja all leaping into the air. Four throwing kunai. One had a staff. One was using nunchaku. Another had a pair of sai. The rest were holding onto their kunai.
"AH TAH!" Punch in the face with one hand, take the staff away with the other.
Naruto spun his captured staff, deflecting the thrown kunai away from him and the kid - managing to send most of them at the sai wielder and two of the kunai wielders.
At which point he could see some of them still in midleap but beginning to realize something had gone very wrong.
"TOH!" Spin the staff around, point snapping into the breastbone of one retainer.
"AH-TAH!" Spin again, bashing the end into another retainer's face.
"CHA!" Back around, plant one end, and let the lead retainer take the other end in the solar plexus. Drop staff.
"WAH TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!"
Wait for falling bodies to hit the ground.
"Whoaaaaaaaaa," said the little boy.
"I thank you," said Naruto, "you volunteer to test out my new technique."
ka-krak ka-krak
The bushy browed boy finished running up. "What are you doing?"
"Something I thought of on the way here," said Naruto, walking from one to another of the fallen ninja and striking each once. "Hokuto Shinken is about manipulating someone else's chakra. Their internal energies and such. Well-"
BA-BAMF! went a massive transformation jutsu.
"Still needs work," said Naruto. "I wanted to see if I could force them to do my 'Sexy Jutsu' but all they are is fat chicks."
"Interesting," said the boy, eyeing someone who might well be a new rival.
"You're wearing heavy weights around your arms and legs," noted Naruto.
The boy's eyes widened. "You can tell?"
"Yeah," said Naruto. "Can you tell me where to get them? I could use a supply myself."
Naruto closed the door behind him and came to a complete stop on seeing his bed.
That there was a girl on it was unusual and unexpected. That she was mummified below the nose in pink ribbon, with little bows, moved it to completely bizarre. On seeing the two lavender eyes blinking at him from under the mop of blue-black hair merely pushed it over the top.
"I guess the weird runs in the family," mumbled Naruto as he took his jacket off.
"MFFF?!" asked Hinata.
"Hmmm?" asked Naruto, then flexed. "Oh. Yeah. I been working out. Like it?"
"Mmmmm," answered Hinata, her pale skin turning scarlet.
"Well, now. I had planned on teaching you some of the style after school tomorrow," said Naruto, kicking his shoes to the appropriate area as he moved to put his jacket up. "Though tomorrow is the day we get our pictures taken and then the next day we're sorted into teams."
"Mmmhmmm," said Hinata.
"Hmmmm," said Naruto, considering things.
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