"ARBOK!"
Sakura whirled around, wondering who the annoying-sounding woman was talking to.
At which point she found herself being attacked by a huge snake! Sakura dodged, barely avoiding tiny needles of some kind which sprayed from the creature's mouth.
"Arbok!" said the woman. "Acid!"
Sakura tried to dodge again, but the mud underfoot slipped just enough. She felt a brief wet sensation as liquid splashed the side of her face, neck, chest, and along one arm. Then the wet sensation vanished under more pain than she'd ever felt in her life.
"Smash her flat!" commanded the woman.
Sakura was still screaming and twisting in pain from the acid as the snake used its tail to beat her into near-unconscious.
"Gee, Jess," said some unfamiliar male voice. "That was pretty rough."
"You saw her dodge that initial attack," said the woman's voice. "Do you really want to face ANOTHER of these insanely powerful martial artist types?"
"Uhm," said the hesitant mostly-male voice. "I guess not."
"That one girl beat your Victreebell senseless," said the female voice, sounding as if she were fading into the distance. "Let's just loot her. Hopefully she's got SOME pokemon."
"I'd just settle for some food," said the male voice, even further in the distance.
"Looks like one of the poison needles hit," said the female voice fading completely away.
"So what do we do now?" asked James as he checked and the girl's eyes were completely rolled up in her head.
"Scroll, scroll, shuriken, kunai, more kunai, still more kunai, ridiculous amounts of kunai," said Jessie. "Love poem to someone named Sasuke. Little drawing of some guy's face entirely surrounded by little hearts. Another kunai. AHA!"
"AHA?!" asked an excited James.
"Lunch!" said Jessie, holding up a bento-like box.
"Ooooo!" said James, almost forgetting entirely his concerns for their victim. They were villains, but, well, they had SOME standards.
"That's TWO lunches and two of us," said Jessie, smiling happily. "Day hasn't been a total loss after all."
"Good, now let's get going before one of the insanely powerful teenage mutant martial artist types runs into us," said James. "We can always eat on the way. Oh yes. What about this girl?"
"Toss her in that bush over there," said Jessie. "I've taken her clothes, so she won't be too anxious to go find some police to report us. If any are around here. That plant's a local variety of skunkweed. None of the carnivorous pokemon will get her if she's got the juice from THAT on her. Well, none of them with a nose."
SPLUNCH!
"She rolled out into that mud bog," noted James.
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
"MY LUNCH!" cried out James as another priority made itself known.
"WHAT?!" squeaked Naruto.
(Kinky,) said the Vulpix.
"I just know what I saw with my Byakugan," said Hinata. "Sakura is covered with mud and some sort of plant material, naked, and apparently unconscious. Ino is-"
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