"...that madman Lehi had Laban killed?"
Martin just stared at Captain. "Who had who killed?"
"That... that prophet Lehi! The one who was saying Jerusalem would be destroyed! How long has it been since he had Sir Laban killed?"
"Lehi...? Why is that name... No, it can't... No!"
"No? No what?"
"I cannot believe that, of all the aliens, I had to be taken by a bunch of Mormons!"
Captain Ersatz repeated the odd word. "'More-Muns'? What? What do you mean, 'More-muns'?"
Martin just looked at Captain with eyes that could double as daggers, and said "Don't worry about it. It's been over two thousand years since... since whatever you asked about." He looked ahead, sighed, and smiled. "At least you're not working for Xenu."
"Who's Xenu?"
Thankfully, Martin was not required to explain this for two reasons. First, a large black briefcase embossed with the letters M.S. popped into existence over his head, thereby knocking him unconscious. Second, and before Captain Ersatz could react, the planet Vestilia appeared over the horizon. He opened up a Video Phone channel with Queen Chiba, but he was very afraid to speak for fear that he would
Read the comments on this episode
(Posted Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:34)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.