Captain Ersatz, once he finished his arguments and conversations with Queen Chiba, had been interrogating the, uh, cargo. It was not going well. For hours, it went on like this.
"What is your name?"
"Martin Stuart."
"Where are you from?"
"Tallahassee, Florida."
"Who rules your homeland?"
"I'm not sure I understand, but we have President Obama, Governor Crist..."
"Who rules your Worldspace?"
"What's a world space?"
...at which point, Captain would smack him on the face and start over, saying "Stop playing stupid and answer my questions."
After five hours of this, however, Captain suddenly remembered the words of Lars d'Sorpigal.
"What is the name of your world?"
"Earth"
"Nonsense, the Earth hasn't been seen since... ever!"
"But I'm telling you, my world is Earth!"
"Then tell me the name of the ruler of Assyria."
"Assyria? You mean Iran and Iraq?"
"The land of the rivers Tigris and Euphrates."
"Iran and Iraq, then. They're two different countries now, and my home country has been attacking... Iran I think?"
"Hmm... then tell me this, then. How many years has it been since..."
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