"Wha happen?" asked Ranma as he slowly picked himself up.
"I happened," said an unfamiliar voice.
Ranma blinked and slowly turned to confront the ghostly figure standing about six inches above the pavement. "And you are?"
"Ataru Moroboshi," said the figure.
"Uh, right," said Ranma.
"I know, you don't recognize me," said the figure. "I used a healing tank to fix a few things. Gave myself 25% greater muscle mass, increased the tone, enhanced my intellect."
"So you're smarter than you used to be?" asked Ranma, studying the guy's image.
"Yeah. Admittedly I did it so that I could breeze through tests and show up other guys, but now I'm finding other advantages to being a super-genius," said Ataru.
"Okay," said Ranma. "About those girls you kidnapped."
"All put back, but made more perfect," said Ataru. "I found out how to nudge timelines together by watching a whacked out version of Sailor Pluto doing it - and realized I had access to power that dwarfed those Gates Of Time. I could cure most of the ills and problems of people like us, and I've done it! Well, mostly."
Ranma didn't need the chill down his back to tell him things were bad. "What did you do?"
"There will no longer be any fights between you and a bunch of girls who want you," said Ataru. "Now they know how to share. Now there are no longer any guys wanting to kill you to get some girl, because they can have one of their very own!"
"Excuse me?" asked Ranma.
"A perfect world!" exclaimed Ataru. "You can thank me later."
"Where can I go to thank you real personal like?" asked Ranma.
"I will be the magnificent god-emperor who presides over the whole world, keeping the peace and dispensing miracles," said Ataru. "You have suffered at the hands of women yourself, so you can appreciate this. Ah, one of your girls is approaching. I'll let you get 'better acquainted' heh heh."
"Wait!" said Ranma but Ataru's image had already faded.
"Goshujin-sama?" asked a girl in a maid uniform, but with cat ears and a tail, as she came running up. "Goshujin-sama. They are waiting for us at the Tendo Breeding Facility."
"The wha?" asked Ranma, wondering why he wasn't panicking at the cat parts and placing the girl suddenly as:
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