[Episode 223269] [Episode 223269]Kimiko Tendo went through the mail, found an unfamiliar envelope, and opened it.
She immediately checked around her, because having one's eyes bug out was NOT typically considered very ladylike.
"'Pokegirl Welfare Agency'?" asked Mrs Tendo, reading the check more thoroughly. Also double and triple checking the amount but it remained where it was.
"What was that, dear?" asked Soun Tendo.
Absently, not thinking about it as her mind continued to work away at the mystery of the check itself, Mrs Tendo answered. "We've got a check earmarked for the care and feeding of our houseguests."
"Ah, it must be from my old friend Genma," said Soun, not looking up from his newspaper. "That's good of him. I wonder what's happened that he's been delayed like this."
Not speaking further, Mrs Tendo simply snagged her purse before putting the check inside. "I'll be back shortly, dear. I've just got a bit of shopping to do and put this check in."
"Can you pick up some of that rub-on muscle pain reliever?" asked Soun. "Akane's working on her speed and it might come in handy to have some on hand."
"Good thinking," admitted Kimiko as she gathered her few things. She'd get some tea, some of the good stuff. Tea ceremony was always good for young ladies to learn.
"I wonder where Genma is right now," said Soun as she was leaving. "Probably training hard as always."
First he'd gotten fairly drunk. Then he'd gotten into a fight with a number of religious professionals whose religions apparently did NOT forbid beating up people who tried to summon demons. THEN he'd been unconscious while people put a homing device inside him.
Eventually, Genma woke up. Still not knowing about the transmitter. Knowing that he was sore. Knowing he had a cottony taste in his mouth. And something that tasted a bit like raw eggs and salt. "Gakk."
Eventually, Genma blinked eyes open to behold a ceiling he didn't recognize. Pink?
Genma achingly shoved himself erect, his eyes still not focussing too well as details slowly made themselves known. Pink walls? White lace bordering? Had he been rescued from those religious types by some girl who then nurtured him back to health? Someone who'd fallen for his masculine charms no doubt.
Genma nodded, winced, and vowed not to do that again for awhile. That must be it though. Ah, being the essence of studliness that he was - how could he not see this coming?
A deep raspy voice called out from the next room. "Darling, are you awake? You're ready for round four or five?"
Genma realized that his eyes had popped open to bulge and his mouth had fallen open so wide that it was pointing at his toes. A MALE voice? Waitaminute. Round 'four or five'?
What stopped in the doorway to the bathroom was a sight so horrible, so wrong, that forever after Genma's mind would just dredge up one or two details before shutting down.
Genma screamed.
"Oh, Kitten, you scream and squeal, but we both know how you went at it. My goodness, what stamina you have you big hunka burning love. I'm so glad I was able to rescue you from those mean old religious types. Now, where did we leave off?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
snap went the big pink handcuffs holding Genma in place.
leap went Genma as he moved from a prone position to the window without once considering hangover or muscle strain.
smash went the window as Genma went through it.
crunch went the wall eight inches on the other side of that window.
Genma blinked as he saw he was now in the group women's bath of the Shady Rest Retirement Hospice.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" went a couple of the old women.
"Do you like what you see, handsome?" asked a centuries-old woman as she posed fetchingly in front of Genma.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" repeated Genma as he went-
CRASH! through another wall.
SMASH! out into the street.
WHANG! landed on top of a police car, denting the roof inward and scaring the heck out of the young girl writing a ticket.
"MY CAR!" said the meter maid as her car got crumpled.
"AGHHHHHHHH!" said several bypassers as they got a look at a naked Genma Saotome standing atop a slightly smooshed police car.
"Uh oh," said Genma before fleeing again.
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