Cheetah 1/2 - Diggers: Oh. It's Just Urd. Nevermind then [Episode 22379]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

"Oh..." Amaretsu began. "It's just Urd..."

"She's probably just trying to act dramatic... AGAIN..." Freya said with a bit of aggravation. She hated how Urd kept tyring to muscle in on her, Aphrodite, Bastet, and Cupid's territory. Couldn't she just stick to her job as Norn of the Past and stop with this self-proclaimed 'Cupid of Live' crap?

As Urd watched as the other goddesses stopped paying attention to her and went back to watching the scrying pool, the Norn of the Past began to steam. "Hey! I'm talking here!"

"And we're not listening." Sehkmet said. "If you want to watch, just sit down and shut up."

Urd glared at Sehkmet. Just who did that goddess of vengeance and semi-vampirism think she was? "Hey, I wasn't kidding you know! I did do something special for that Ginzuishou of Sailor Moon's, you know!" Urd stated as a fact. She wasn't going to be ignored.

That however, DID get the other goddesses' attention. They all rounded upon Urd and glared at her. They knew the track-record of failures for her own little 'projects' and 'plans'. And hearing Urd actually messed with the Ginzuishou set them on edge.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GINZUISHOU!?" Amaretsu screamed at Urd.

"If that thing blows upo and destroys my great-great-great-great-grandson, I am SO going to kick you butt from here to themortal plane, and back again!" Said a very angered Goddess of Luck.

"I swear Urd, if this causes Ranma not to be able to make me cute little werecheetah babies, I am going to be very, very ANGRY!" Urd said as she stared the Norse goddess down.

Urd shivered. Yeesh, what was everyone's problem? It's not like she always failed at waht she set out to do. Sure, not all he rplans went off without a hitch, but her plans usually were good ones. "What is your problems ladies? I think you'll like the 'enhancement' I put into the Ginzuishou."

Bast sighed and looked at Urd, a serious look on her face. "Urd. Just tell us what you did."

"Well, you see," Urd began, "I knew how you ladies were planning on getting Ranma to screw a lot of the women from Gold Digger. I found out easilly when Yggdrasil hard drive had to combine to combine the Ranma 1/2 Folder and the Gold Digger Folder into one new Folder. I checked what was going on in that Folder and I found it quite intersting..."

"Urd..." Sif interrupted. "Just tell us what in Father's name you did!"

Blinking in surprise, Urd said, "Well, to make a long story short, I liked how Ranma was gaining a fan-base as the Cheetah-man of Japan. So, I tampered with the Ginzuishou to make it that whoever was healed by it, would gain a new admiration for Ranma if they didn't already have it, and thus, give Ranma a larger fanbase than before."

The other goddesses blinked. "And what if they were already fans? Freya asked.

"Well, you see," Urd began. She then blinked in surprise. "Well, if they're already fans, I guess their admiration of Ranma will just increase more."

"Are you sure that's all that would happen?" Bast asked.

"Pretty sure." Urd said.

The other goddesses groaned. They had a really bad feeling about this..."

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(Posted Sat, 11 Jan 2003 20:47)


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