"ah-chou! ah-chou! ah-chou!" chanted the Ewoks as they followed their goddess.
"Oh shut up!" Akane grumbled at the Ewoks. "Why are you following me anyway?!"
"(She looks a lot like that Leia human)," said one of the Ewoks to the others.
"(No, she looks like the Goddess Of Pain & Lechery,)" corrected one of the shamans. "(As was prophesied, she will now lead us on our quest for new breeding grounds and much nookie or we shall have to face the pain of the Righteous Blunt Object Trauma - also as foreordained!")
"(So mote it be,)" said the Ewok congregation.
"(I thought you'd just made all that stuff up when you'd gotten into the homebrew a bit too deep, but she does look the part.)" This particular Ewok examined their goddess carefully. "(Well, she's cuter than the Great Golden One, I suppose. If you like flat faced bald too tall and flatchested.)"
"AHCHOOOO!" Akane sneezed.
"Ah-chou!" agreed the choir.
"(Oh look!)" One of the Ewoks pointed to where a bundle was tied to a tree. "(Snackies!)"
Mutan Ssar looked at all the teddy bears licking their lips and pulling out knives and got this very bad feeling.
(Posted Sun, 12 Jan 2003 12:38)
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