[Episode 227295] [Episode 227295]"I see the foul sorcerer has chosen to flee rather than face me; how fitting for a cur such as he!"
Nabiki ran the list of Awakened through her mind trying to think of a 'foul sorcerer.' Gosunkugi is the only one I'd consider 'foul'. She noticed the scrawny boy at the edge of the crowd, a leer on his face as he looked over 'Ranko.' Nabiki dismissed the look immediately -- typical teenager hormones wasn't enough to warrant her attention with all the real problems swirling around her ever since Ranma entered her life. "Okay, Kuno," she said tiredly. "I'm going to regret asking, but who is the 'foul sorcerer?'"
"Silence, wretched courtesan!" Kuno raged, leveling his bokken at Nabiki. He couldn't have seen Ranma adopt a defensive position before his fiancee, but he did register the outrage that grew over Nabiki's face. "Did you think you could hide your vile hand in this deceit from a Kuno? The foul Saotome has whored his sla-"
A shriek of outrage cut Kuno off as Ranma embedded his foot in Kuno's face. "You bastard!"
Kuno perked up at the sound of the voice. "Ah, the lovely Pool Born Spirit Girl!"
Ranma covered her breasts and crotch and shrieked "You can see me!?"
"Nay, the foul sorcerer hides your countenance from me, but I remember your gentle caresses! Come into my arms so I might free you from your enslavement!"
Ranma freaked and barely floated overhead in time for Kuno to charge under her and ended up hugging the wall behind her...with his face. "You're sick!"
"Sick with love!" Kuno yelled, following the sound of the girl's voice and jumping after her. Ranma cursed her slow speed as Kuno wrapped his arms around her legs and pulled her close.
Ending up with his face in her crotch.
Kuno had a bare second to register the soft fur on his nose and run the female anatomy while every Awakened in sight stared in shock.
"You..." Ranma growled, shaking. "You...you...PERVERT!" Kneeing Kuno in the chin she doubled up her hands to deliver a reverse blow to his head. Following through in a midair flip she ended with a round kick to his spine, sending the already falling kendoist into the ground with enough force to crater. Then she followed, fists ready to deliver further punishment.
Akane watched, utterly stunned. To her perspective, Kuno had jumped and grabbed something, hung in midair for a good second longer than he should have, then Ranko was screaming and Kuno's body contorted most unnaturally. Now he was on the ground and the loud report of flesh on flesh echoed from beneath his clothes. "What just happened?"
Nabiki gauged her sister carefully. If she told her, Kuno would get exactly what was coming to him, but what would that do to Akane's perception of boys? No, there was more at stake then dislocating Kuno's everything. "Kuno grabbed something he shouldn't have," she said diplomatically. "Really, not like he could tell before he grabbed anyway."
Akane nodded dumbly. "Um, maybe we should get Ranko to stop?" she asked. That had sounded like another broken rib to her.
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