Ranma, the Naive Succubus - Arrivals: Delusions and More Delusions [Episode 227277]

by Alias49

Kuno Tatewaki. Age 17. Kendo team captain. Undefeated star of the high school fencing world. The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High! Here indeed was a man none could gainsay, whose mind could overcome any obstacle, whose sword could cleave the unrighteous, whose ears could gather truth from the gibbering of his lessers.

Ye gods above, here be a fool.

At the moment, Kuno was mulling over the incident at the pool. There were a smattering of facts available to him.

First, the cur Saotome vanished into the pool. The mutterings of spirits and China and springs made this clear: the foul sorcerer had mastered the ability to vanish into water as a means of escaping his due punishment.

Second, the creature that so unnecessarily rescued him from the pool. She had offered her very bosom for him and cried his name in such ecstasy at his touch, her hands slipping beneath his garments to get closer to him. Yet she had no body that he could see, and the school was deluged by tales about this 'nature spirit' from China.

Finally is the behavior of Tendo Nabiki, a creature of ice made flesh who seemed to warm to the sorcerer Saotome.

It had taken all his mighty cognition, but Kuno had puzzled out the truth. It was all Ranma's fault.

A small black piglet sneezed in the rain. Soon, soon he would find the one who made his life hell.
Verily, it was a subtle and devious plot that only Kuno could discover. Saotome learned magic in the wilds of China and had enslaved a poor, innocent, voluptuous, beautiful spirit to his service. He planned to steal the warrioress Akane from her rightful place at Kuno's side, while using Nabiki to deflect the attention of lesser minds. Nabiki, in turn, was paid for with the innocent spirit's services in such perversions of any natural love. It was therefor Kuno's sworn duty to rescue the fair spirit, unchain her so that she may reveal her glorious countenance to him alone, and bask under the adorations of her and Akane while Nabiki and Saotome lay crushed under his feet.

Kuno eyed the gates of the school with a malicious gleam. "Today," he intoned, "my loves shall be freed!"

Nabiki and Akane arrived at school with 'Ranko' floating in tow, Nabiki carrying her bag and wet clothes. "I still don't see why we couldn't have stopped...for...water..." whined the floating girl, the complaint dying on her lips as she stared at the assembled students. The Hentai Horde was in full force, but wasn't attacking.

One of the boys stepped forward and lay down is gear at Akane's feet. "We've come to a decision," he said solemnly, choking back a sob. "Ranma is a great protector. We cannot fight him, and if you are so determined to be together, we can't stand in your way."

To say the three girls (well, two and a half anyway) were surprised would be an understatement to the degree of saying Chinese Amazons are a tad crazy.

"WHAT!?" shrieked Akane. "Me with that...that pervert!?"

"What?" asked Ranma, utterly confused. "I'm with Nabiki."

"Oh my gentle kami," groaned Nabiki. Kuno just had his delusions confirmed.

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(Posted Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:40)

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