"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY WISH WAS WASTED?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D GRANTED IT?!?!" Ranma shouted at the blond genie in demon-head form (that wasn't an immitation of Soun's.. it put that measly technique to shame!) while shaking her jarringly back and forth.
Mihoshi looked like she was about to start crying as she had her hands positioned like they were pistols and was bouncing the two pointed index fingers together while hiccuping out, "I'm so sorry.. but you just said that you didn't want to be cursed. And its not like its my fault that you didn't wish for a curse to be removed. Cause then I could just give you a second wish but now I can't and I am so sorry but you don't have any curses on you so I had to grant the wish but it was wasted anyway and its not my fau.." at that point the blond genie broke out into a loud wailing that outdid Soun's tear-storm-of-the-wailing-god technique even more than Ranma had improved upon the demon-head-of-intimidating-idiots technique.
The demon-head fizzled out as Ranma's lower jaw drooped before shutting.. only to begin trembling slightly. "N-n-not.... cur-cursed....?" Ranma restated as if in shock. Suddenly he broke out into a maddened peal of laughter.
Mihoshi's cries settled down to a more-human level of sniffling and sobs as she asked, "So you-you're not angry w-with m-me..?" as her only reply was even louder laughter her tears stopped instantly, "Oh I am so happy that you're happy! Well, I have to go find some more wishes to make people happy so I'll be going now, thank you for wishing with me valued customer!" and prepared to poof away.
Somehow she suddenly found herself unable to blink away. It may have had something to do with the stranglehold now being applied by the boy which had only moments previously been on the floor from laughing so happily. Naturally the interruption of her concentration caused her to teleport both of them smack dab into the Tendo's koi pond.
An enraged redhead shook the neck of the ditzy blond back and forth as she shouted in her face, "Not cursed?!?! What the HELL do you think THIS is!!" she exclaimed heatedly as she practically tore at her breasts in an attempt to stuff them in the airheads face so she wouldn't be able to miss them, "some kind of a party favor?! Are you NUTS?!?!"
Mihoshi blinked a couple of times. "Ohh... you meant _that_.." she said as if understanding for the first time. Just as Ranma was about to go into a seizure at 'that' response, Mihoshi continued, "Why didn't you say so sooner.." and officially gave Ranma the guiness world's record for earliest age to have a full stroke.
Ranma thought of repeating a Mt. Phoenix then and there but in the end decided it was best not to antagonize the village idiot before she was cured of being a girl. Putting on a platic smile and grinding his teeth into gravel he managed to politely say to the looney, "Oh, I am so sorry, it is my fault for not making it clearer sooner. Now would you please be a dear and make it so I won't change into a girl anymore if it would not trouble you that is."
Mihoshi happily replied, "Nope, can't do it, sorry!" with her biggest smile at the nice boy who was making her feel less homesick by kindly impersonating people she knew.
One of Ranma's hands reached up to strangle her again but, after a rather lengthy heated conversation with herself about whether or not it would be the right thing to boil the twit in a bowl of toilet water, Ranma's other hand reached up and pulled the first away from its course of killing the crazy bitchending the poor thing's suffering. In a voice that was faulty from having to restrain herself, Ranma asked 'politely', "Could you tell me why not.... please."
Mihoshi happily responded, "Oh cause this isn't a curse.. it's a blessing."
There were many answers Ranma had dreaded but had been prepared for coming out of the mouth of the dunce that even made her at her worst look like a Mensa member.. but that had not been one of them.
Mihoshi continued without seeming to notice that the boy-girl had collapsed in a fit of hilarity on the ground, "You got that fron Jusenkyo right? Well she gives her gifts to warriors as a way of escaping the pain and suffering of having to always fight for everything. Yuseikyao is such a nice goddess isn't she?"
Author: I'd continue but too tired so I'll finish in the morning on one of the threads..
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