People stared a lot at Miyo as she made her way through Konoha. Some made a grab for her boobflesh (they got broken arms for their trouble), while others made grabs for her rear (they were left on the ground mumbling about the pricee of paper yo-yos in lightning country after Miyo dealt with them). One tried to pay-date her, which didn't sound right to her, so she kicked in the groin (yep, thought he as he went down, claws to the groin hurt.) and took the money he had offered her. Those who pinched her fur or pulled either her ears or her tail ended up with some very nasty scratches.
DONK!
Naruto turned at the noise. "Wow, the stupid people must really be out today. Thats the seventeenth time someone hit a pole."
When they finally made their way to the hokage's office, the trouble didn't stop there.
When the Hokage looked up, he found himself face-to-chest with something he never seen before. It was as though someone crossed a lingere model with a fox and a bodybuilder, and added a generous chest to the combination. His surprise was enormous when the fox-woman not only spoke but her mouth moved with the words.
"You are the "Hokage" I heard my Naruto telling me about?" she asked.
"Guh, Muscley boobs." said the staring attendant, blood trickling out his nose, but he had said the wrong thing. KA-POW the sexy fox-woman belted hin across the head so hard he left a body-shaped hole in the wall. The last thing he thought before he lost conciousness in midair was, "Must be that time of the month."
During the meeting, Miyo had to constantly refocus Sarutobi's attention from her curves or her chest back to her face and the meeting. When the meeting was over, the pool from whence she came was declared an S-ranked secret, and Miyo Uzumaki was Naruto's legal guardian. She was then told to meet at a certain training area at 4:30 to demonstrate her abilities in return for teaching her more about human life.
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