Master PC for Idiots: Yuka, Porn Star? [Episode 236953]

by Stibbons

"Hey! This girl in the cat mask, she sounds like Yuka."

"Can't be," Hiroshi said. No way would Yuka ever pose for a porn mag, and while Nabiki might possibly have sneaked some photo's, they wouldn't be in a mask.

"It is," Daisuke insisted. "It's her voice and ... she's thinking about Ranma and Akane."

Hiroshi leaned over his friend's shoulder, looking at the picture, a topless girl, about Yuka's age, one hand fondling her breasts, the other pulling down her panties. With her face hidden, she could have been almost anyone, even Yuka, but it just wasn't possible, unless...

A terrible suspicion dawning, Hiroshi typed a few commands into the Master PC, then swore. "Her file is locked."

"What?" Daisuke asked.

"Someone else has a copy of this programme. They've claimed ownership of Yuka, so no one else can use it on her."

"And they made her do this?"

"Of course," Hiroshi said, then hesitated. "Either that, or there are two people using mind control devices on Yuka."

"I don't care how many there are," Daisuke said. "We've got to stop them. Phone Ranma."

Hiroshi nodded, his face grim. Whoever this other Master PC user was, they obviously couldn't be trusted with it, not like him.. He'd set up rules, so no one would get hurt; they'd forced Yuka to do at least one thing she'd never agree to, not in ten thousand years. They had to be stopped, before they did anything else to her.

Ranma would do that. Once they explained, he'd beat the culprit up, and-

Hiroshi frowned, his newly enhanced intellect spotting the complications.

"We can't," he said. "How would we explain it, without losing the programme? And Ranma isn't immune to it, anyway. Whoever did this could make him into their sex slave."

"Use the computer on him," Daisuke said.

"You do remember what I said about Ranma and magical stuff? How many times have we seen people using magic on Ranma? How often does it work?"

"Never," Daisuke said, after a few moment's silent thought, "but then-"

"If the other user tries to mind control Ranma, he'll break out of it somehow," Hiroshi conceded, "but only after a madcap adventure. We don't want to get in the middle of that, and anyway, we'd still need to explain this to him, without anyone else finding out. Imagine what Nabiki would do with it."

"OK," Daisuke conceded. "What can we do?"

*

"First, we need to free Yuka," Hiroshi said, five minutes later. The Master PC says there are three ways of breaking the lock. One, we persuade Yuka to take religious vows, for life."

"Us?" Daisuke said. "No chance. She'd never believe we were serious."

Hiroshi nodded. "Two, one of us seduces Yuka. If we can literally blow her mind out, she'll become our sex slave instead."

"Sounds like fun," Daisuke said, then hesitated. "Can we do it though? Neither of us have had much practice."

"You haven't had any," Hiroshi said. "You'd have told me. Anyway, doing that wouldn't be right. Girls are people too."

"But-"

"It's magical rape," literally. The programme had to be powered by magic to do things it could. "Are you really that incompetent with girls that the only way you can get one is by force? She'd be nothing more than a living doll, dead inside."

Daisuke sighed. "Did you have to increase your integrity too?"

Hiroshi looked sternly at him.

"OK, OK. What's the third option."

"Give Yuka her own copy of Master PC. If she's a user, she'll be immune."

"But then we won't be able to touch her either."

"I can live with that," Hiroshi said, "and you'll still be able to read her mind."

"OK," Daisuke said, glancing sideways at the magazine photo. "Now I know how hot she really is, I'm definitely going for her."

"Not Sayuri?"

"I've never seen her naked."

"OK," Hiroshi said. It didn't matter much which girl he ended up with, as long as he got plenty of sex, and he was pretty sure Sayuri looked just as good under her clothes.

"Um, how do we make her use it? She's a girl. She's not interested in this kind of stuff."

Hiroshi smiled. "I've got a plan."

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(Posted Sat, 14 Aug 2010 16:08)


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