An 'intervention'. What a funny word, Toltiir thought. Interfering in something for the benefit of the one being intervened on, around, or, sometimes, all over. It wasn't his cup of tea. Not that the cat-shaped being didn't get the occasional ping of helpfulness, but well. . . There wasn't really a point to it, from his view.
No mischief, no prank, no joke (personal or cosmic). An intervention was not something he was interested in at the moment. Maybe later.
But didn't this Zelsomethingorother chap have a home universe? Real stand up guy, made magical items with hilarious side effects, drove people mad when he helped them, existed partially outside third dimensional space? Toltiir rubbed his paws over his ears in puzzlement, then cleaned his ear out with his thumb.
"Zelretch! That's the man, and he gave me an invitation too, didn't he?"
Toltiir nodded to himself. "Yes he did."
"Terribly brilliant idea, his place is almost untouched."
"Of course it's spectacular, it is mine, after all."
"If you say so."
"I do."
Toltiir and Toltiir's heads were slammed together by Toltiir. "Stop talking, start planning. What do I know about this place?" As the nth-dimensional (formerly yes-dimensional) being talked, his bodies slid towards the middle one, as if viewed by a cross-eyed man slowly coming to his senses.
"It has a lot of bad ends we can help with."
"That's a goal, not an idea."
"It's got a few good harem routes? Everyone loves a harem route."
"Action. Loads of action, long dead heroes rising from the grave-"
"Gender bending!"
"Timeline shenanigans as a major plot point."
"Aren't magic swords a classic?"
"I see a long dead gender bent hero with a magic sword!"
"Any lemons?"
"A few, and she's even in the harem."
"Nice. But there needs to be a starting point to build off of, a person that's changed."
"What about. . . "
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