Ranma and Diana were in the middle of trading stone shattering punches at near hypersonic speeds when the Amazon prince felt a shiver run down his spine. Almost immediately, Ranma's eyes widened in fear and he backed away from his sister. It had been over seventeen years and one lifetime, but he still recognized that particular shiver. Things were about to blow up in his face do to some girl wanting him. Unable to hold back a groan, Ranma muttered to himself. "Didn't I go through enough of this crap in my last lifetime?"
Diana and the other Amazons all heard what Ranma muttered. The princess blinked her eyes and started to speak. "What are you talking about-"
A brilliant flash of golden light suddenly went off causing all of the Amazons to close their eyes. Diana was the first to regain her sight and turned to look for the source of the flash. Her eyes bulged out and she gaped in shock. "Lady Athena? Lady Artemis? What by Hera is going on?"
This wasn't the first time that Diana had seen the two goddesses. However, she had never seen them in the state they were in. Both goddesses were staring at her baby brother like starving wolves who had just spotted a fat bull with a broken leg. Athena quickly pulled off her helmet and let her shield fall to the ground. At the same time, Artemis pulled off her quiver incidentally causing a strap of her shirt to fall off her shoulder. The Amazons watched in shock as the two goddesses started walking towards Ranma swaying their hips and oozing sex appeal.
Ranma gulped as he saw the goddesses approach him and started sweating up a storm. Why was this happening to him now? What was he to do? How was he going to survive this peril? Trying to talk his way out of this situation, Ranma politely spoke up. "It's an honor to see you goddesses. Why have you come to Themysicra and how can the Amazon tribe help you?"
"Oh I don't think the Amazons can help me dear prince." Grey eyed Athena purred out as she closed the distance and wrapped an arm around Ranma's neck. "I came here for one thing and one thing only: you." Without further warning, Athena kissed Ranma squarely on the lips causing some of the on looking Amazons to faint in shock.
Athena and Ranma's kiss quickly ended much to Athena displeasure. Unfortunately for Ranma, the only reason why that kiss ended was because Artemis grabbed his belt and yanked him out of Athena's grasp. The goddess of the hunt had a glazed look in her eye signaling that something was wrong to Ranma as she spoke to him. "As the only male Amazon in existence, you're an extremely rare catch Prince Ranma and I love rare catches. You're too special to go on the wall of my trophy room, so I guess I'll just have to put you in my bedroom."
The goddess of wisdom quickly yanked Ranma back into her arms leaving Artemis holding Ranma's ripped belt. "The only bedroom that Ranma's going to be in from now on is MINE. As my husband to be, it is only proper for him to be there."
Diana was the only Amazon besides Ranma who was still conscious after Athena's declaration. The princess watched as her brother's face turned pale white as Artemis hissed at Athena. "Ranma will be staying in my bedroom in my bed as my husband Athena!"
Inside his mind, Ranma started to cry even though he would never admit it to anyone. "Why is this happening to me? I thought I was through with this stuff ever sense Akane killed me!"
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