Kyon took off his shirt, then his pants, he fretted for a moment as he waited to see if that would be enough.
North High School, Nishinomiya, Osaka:
Haruhi stared, not noticing the little amount of drool appearing.
Yuki committed the imagery to memory.
Spurt! Thud! Mikuru Asahina went down for the count with a massive nosebleed.
Itsuki Koizumi glanced at that, then looked out the window. "Hmmm. Cherry blossoms at this time of year? Most unusual." So was the student who was trying to sneak a cigarette only to have her lighter suddenly put out a flame more adequately described as 'raging inferno' - that looked fairly amusing actually.
"When... what?" finally managed Haruhi, shaking it off. "What happened to him?"
"That earlier scene had a mongoose with some 'honey badger' spliced in," noted Itsuki. "I suppose that's where the muscular definition and broadened shoulders come into play. Notice however that he's more of an acrobatic sort of muscular."
"Uh, uh," managed Haruhi. "Eh? Well, that means nothing! I'll levy a punishment for letting himself get transformed though!"
"Of course," said Itsuki, sounding bemused.
On the screen, Kyon rolled his shoulders then tensed all his muscles at the doctor's direction.
"T-t-there's nothing interesting going on, t-t-they should get back to the training," said Haruhi. "When we get him back, I'm going to have to inspect him personally!"
"Really? Why?" asked Itsuki.
"Because he's a subordinate in the SOS Brigade!" declared Haruhi, ignoring her blush and the other feelings she was experiencing. "Nothing more!"
"Of course," said Itsuki. "That's very professional of you."
Konohagakure:
Hand's on - that was the best way to judge something, wasn't it? That was Kakashi's view at least.
His strength is up, mid-chunin level at least. His speed though is jonin-level, and he seems to be pretty good at reading moves.
Kakashi dodged a set of strikes from Kyon and finally broke off the fight. "You've improved, but you need to train to make use of those improvements."
"More training?" groaned Kyon, not liking where this was going.
"Look at it this way, you have a lot more to build on than previously," pointed out Kakashi. "If you return to your world, it should come in handy."
"Except that I generally haven't had to worry about foreign ninja or rabid animals attacking me," noted Kyon. "I can't really see what use this would be back home."
North High School, Nishinomiya, Osaka:
"I can," said Koizumi. "The sports clubs will be trying to get him away from the SOS Brigade."
"Ha! Let them try!" said Haruhi. "There's no way I'll give up a valued subordinate!"
"So he's valued now?" asked Itsuki. Normally he'd bait Kyon, but Kyon was a bit out of reach now.
"Well, his value level isn't zero," allowed Haruhi, not really willing to say anything positive. "I still owe him a massive penalty for not telling me he's 'John Smith' after all. Maybe I'll rent him out."
Mikuru had just recovered, heard that, glanced back at the screen as Kyon went into a training montage sequence where he lost his shirt at one point. "Rent... Kyon..." Spurt! Thud!
"Did she just faint with a nosebleed, again?" asked Haruhi, not even looking.
"Yes," said Itsuki, glancing at the fainted Mikuru.
"As soon as we get to a commercial break, that plug-suit is going ON," vowed Haruhi.
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