Morrigan fidgeted as Ayeka put her into the proper costume. “Would you just stop!”
Ayeka pushed the last bit of cloth into place. “No, I will not just stop. You shouldn't have even entertained that offer!”
“I didn't want to be rude about it!” Morrigan grit her teeth as Ayeka finished bundling her into a traditional Moriquendi robe. “I haven't even gotten to speak Kiyone yet!”
“That is entirely beside the point!” Ayeka hefted another robe on top of the already heavy costume. “This is her ceremony.”
“I'm getting married too!” The succubus offered as she felt the princess cinch a cloth belt tightly.
Ayeka glared at the darkstalker. “And I thought Ryoko was dense.”
Morrigan struggled to understand the fuss around such a simple arrangement. “Well we wouldn't be having this problem if you two had just let me talk to her in the first place!”
“Well some species have a sense of propriety.” Ayeka thrust a veil into Morrigan's hand. “You just don't go around propositioning marriage.”
“I just wanted to talk to her!” Morrigan irritably replied as Ayeka ushered her out of the changing room. “Then I'm swept up in a star ship and told to set up an omiai. Which by the way was completely your fault!”
Ayeka's hand curled into her fist. “My fault! It is not my fault that some over grown bimbo is in my bathroom. It isn't my fault that my hair got chopped up like this.” Ayeka's finger rammed into Morrigan's chest. “This whole miserable week is your fault!”
Morrigan pushed the pixie cut princess back. “We wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you and your damn mouth!”
A charged fist lashed out at Morrigan. The princesses two guardians materialized from nowhere. Morrigan grinned as she flung an energy blast at the princess. Azaka absorbed Morrigan's fire ball while Kamidake responded with two red blasts. “Oh, lets play princess!”
Dark lances shot out at the blue guardian as she ducked around the energy blasts of the red one. Morrigan closed the distance on the princess landing a wing strike against her shield. Ayeka cried out as she gathered her Jurian power into her hands. Her head band crackled with Tsunami's blue energy. “I'm going to teach you a lesson in manner your highness!”
Morrigan's wings shield her from the energy blast. She rode the shock wave through the wall before splitting into three copies of herself.
Chun-li blinked as the sky erupted in a brilliant show of light and sound. She halted her exercise mid-stride.
Yosho looked down at his watch and frowned slightly. He handed a folded yen note to Setsuna.
Sasami grit her teeth as the thundering sound of battle reached her ears.
Setsuna took another sip of her sake as she giggled a bit. She stuffed the note into her cleavage.
Ryu and Sakura paused as they stopped cleaning the shrine. The two sensing the battle before they even heard the sounds of it.
Kiyone eye's narrowed and Ryoko took a step back. She knew that look all too well. The last few days had made her very well acquainted with that look. “Cop lady...”
The teal haired cop rigidly stood as she left the bed room where she was putting on her robes. “Stay out of it Ryoko.”
She marched through the home and into the hall's of Ryoko's lab. The pirate followed her at a cautious distance. Kiyone picked up her GP blaster and pulled her holster over her robe. She almost calmly walked over to the power armor Mihoshi had wrecked years ago when they first arrived. The galaxy police officer punched in her activation code. “Kiyone... you know Washu, fixed that right...”
“I'm counting on it.” The hatch slammed shut as the exo-suit powered up. Ryoko looked up as the ceiling started to shift away.
The power armor took flight as a certain red head cackled in the back ground. “Oh yea... mommy is gonna get her data now!”
Ryoko blinked as her head turned towards her mother. The space pirate took a look at the the multiple monitors Washu had set up and then at the open launch tube. She faded from existence deciding that staying in the lab would probably expose her to horrors best left seen.
Morrigans foot cracked through the wooden guardian. The red guardian exploded into a pillar of energy. Aykea let out a feral growl as she responded with a swarm of energy attacks. Morrigan's separate selves merged back into one. The two circled each other for a moment. Azaka charged at the succubus as it's master dipped around in a circle. Morrigan's wing cleaved through the remaining construct. An azure orb slammed into the back of Morrigan's head. The succubus rolled with the blow. She rolled mid-air and hurled her own energy blast at the princess.
“The Moriquendi omiai is a sacred right for a young woman.” The battle suit launched a rocket at each royal. “It is not an excuse for a brawl. In the name of my wedding I am going to punish you!”
Setsuna gagged on her wine as Kiyone quoted her princess. A folded yen note slipped out of her bra and she handed it to Yosho.
The three way brawl escalated as the succubus, cop and princess tore into each other. Morrigan burst into a swarm of bats as a ion beam cut through her body. Kiyone let out a curse as the princess detonated an energy blast in her anti-gravity unit. She launched a restraining net at her purple haired foe.
Ayeka struggled as she found her self tangled in the energy net. Morrigan licked her lips as she savored the heated battle. She rushed the falling pair. Kiyone's suit shifted ever so slightly and its second arm came around. A second restraining net arced out. The electrified web wrapping around Morrigan before she could teleport.
The three tangled and fell into the muddy shallows of the lake. The old rice paddy mud swallowed up the legs of Kiyone's power suit. The galaxy police officer cursed loudly as she popped the hatch to her armor open. Ayeka and Morrigan managed to slip free of their nets but not the mud. The two tangled with each other as Kiyone pulled her self free of the armor.
“Come on princess! Not so proper now that you're in the mud are you!” Morrigan threw part of the webbing at the alien.
Ayeka hurled a handful of mud at the Makai queen. “Mud comes off so much easier than the scent of slut!”
Two energy blasts from Kiyone's pistol tore into the girls. The lowest setting managed to stun the two brawlers. “I have had it up to here with your idiocy! It's not bad enough I have to deal with Mihoshi's crap but I can't even get a date without somebody messing it up!”
The angry bride threw both women into the muck. Morrigan pulled her down into the knee deep mud and replied. “So you just want to have an adult relationship?”
Kiyone smacked the succubus as she tumbled into the mud. “I am tired of baby sitting every superpower misfit in this section of the galaxy!” Atop Morrigan's hips Kiyone grabbed the succubus by the collar of her robe. “Yes I do want some adult companionship every now and then.” The charged air left her wanting to leave something of an impression on the succubus. She kissed Morrigan on the lips then threw her down into the mud.
The angry cop pulled Ayeka from the muck and made sure she wasn't drowning. Kiyone staggered out of the pond moving slowly. She favored her left leg slightly as she limped across the field. One of Morrigan's blast had clipped her armor just a bit too hard and she definitely felt that blast. “Don't be late for dinner!”
Ryoko blinked as Kiyone emerged from the brawl. The pirate was dumbfounded that the cop had come back first. “Uh... are you...”
“Don't think I haven't forgotten your little role in this.” The cop kept hobbling towards the house. Tenchi's first wife paled slightly at the thought of Kiyone's on coming retribution. “Now I expect this dinner to be perfect.”
Ryoko dumbly nodded. “I'll go make sure they get cleaned up.”
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