"Wow! You know where Konoha is?" asked Naruto. He KNEW if he asked enough people, someone would know.
"Of course, I was heading there shortly myself," said the man. "My ship is right over here."
"Wow, we lucked out, Pervy-sage," said Naruto, following the blue-skinned guy with the red eyes.
"Of course," said Jiraiya, following along behind. "Now, behave yourself Naruto. This place is nearly as nice as Konmei."
"You said it," said Naruto cheerfully as they went through a tunnel. He didn't notice Jiraiya making a few handsigns.
"Though honestly, such a kind person like our guide seems more like someone from Kiri from the accent," mused Jiraiya after seeming to think about it for a couple of minutes.
"Here we are," said their guide eventually, his voice becoming more heavily accented as their little group reached a room with an odd structure in the center.
"Your ship is around here? I don't even see any water," noted Naruto.
"Very funny," said their guide, not sounding amused. He lifted a hand up with some long tube device in it. "Since I'm leaving this pesthole anyway, the chance to kill two Jedi was entirely too tempting."
"Why do people keep asking if we're 'Jedi'? And what's a 'Jedi' anyway?" asked Naruto.
"I'll have to tell a few people, they're wrong," said the blue-skinned red-eyed man. "Jedi do have a sense of humor. It's just that it's not a very good one."
ZAKKK ZAKKK!
The blue-skinned man blinked his red eyes as the two Jedi were struck by the blaster bolts, only to completely disintegrate into puffs of smoke.
"RASENGAN!"
The elderly Jedi was suddenly there again, and throwing a punch at him from inside his guard.
At which point Kerel Varn, Imperial Operative, ceased to notice much anything at all.
"Oh dear oh dear," said C1-D4, walking as quickly as his servomotors would let him. His Master had just gotten squished and now two Jedi were just outside the door. He had to seal everything up NOW. "I'll be turned into scrap for this, I just know it."
"Why would they do that, it's not your fault."
"I know it's not my fault, but that's just the sort of thing that goes on..." C1-D4 stopped at that moment. Slowly his head turned on his mechanical neck to regard the two Jedi. INSIDE the ship now. "Oh dear. Y-you're not going to turn me to scrap now, are you?"
"Not unless you give us cause to do so," said the older of the two humans.
"I shall endeavor to serve you with maximum efficiency and complete loyalty," said C1-D4. "Since you defeated my previous Master, the ship and myself are of course at your complete disposal."
"Ah, spoils of war," said the older human. "Well, in that case..."
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