FWAM! went an explosion of light coming from the book.
"What the hell?!" asked Sakura, rubbing her eyes.
"Well, duh," said Sasuke. "It's a magical book. Did you ever stop to think that it might be TRAPPED?"
Sakura glared in Sasuke's general direction. "Yeah, right. Did you raise any objections?"
"Uhm, guys?" asked Naruto as the two looked not quite in each other's direction.
"WHAT?!" yelled both Sasuke and Sakura in Naruto's direction.
"Uhm, nothing," said Naruto.
"What the hell did I ever see in you?" asked Sakura.
"How the hell should I know?" fired Sasuke back. "It was obvious that none of you ever saw ME, you just saw this image you crafted for yourselves. Idiot useless fangirls!"
"What?! Like you got to know any of US?!" Sakura pointed at a tree. "You, Sasuke Uchiha, are a louse!"
"Sakura-chan, you're pointing at a tree." Naruto clapped his hands over his mouth as soon as he spoke, sure he was going to get both of them turning on him. "Not looking though."
"I think my eyesight is beginning to return," said Sakura. "What's that pink blob to my right?"
"That would be Sasuke actually," said Naruto.
"What's that pink blob?" asked Sasuke.
"That would be Sakura. Not that I'm looking at either of you," said Naruto.
Sakura and Sasuke both went quiet for a moment.
"Naruto? Does that cold breeze mean what I think it means?" asked Sakura.
"I'm not looking, but probably," said Naruto.
"Did that fancy lightshow that SAKURA caused," said Sasuke, his voice absolutely calm and reasonable, "not only temporarily blind us both, but disintegrate our clothing?"
"Uhm, yes?" said Naruto.
"I see," said Sasuke. "Figuratively speaking, at the moment, that is."
"Oh. That explains that." Sakura nodded.
"AHHHHH!" screamed both of them as they dove for cover.
"Naruto, I need to borrow your jacket," said Sakura, sticking her head up out of the bushes.
"No way, I need it more," said Sasuke.
"Uhm," said Naruto, trying to figure out what he should do. Though privately he found the way that Sakura and Sasuke were bickering was one of the most entertaining things he'd seen in months.
"Idiot," said Sakura. "I'm a girl! I need that jacket!"
"Twit," said Sasuke. "You don't have anything that anyone would want to look at."
Naruto winced. This could not end well.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" screeched Sakura.
"Are you hard of hearing?" asked Sasuke.
"Are you just a self-absorbed asshole?" fired back Sakura. "Naruto. Jacket. Now."
"Hang on, I've got a solution," said Naruto, tossing his jacket to where Sakura's head kept popping up and then his shirt to Sasuke's location. Teamwork. Yeah! Kakashi-sensei ought to appreciate this.
There was some rustling in the bushes briefly, followed by two genin coming out (Sakura wearing the jacket and Sasuke having used a henge to turn the shirt into a black bodysuit) and yelling simultaneously at each other.
"DON'T THINK I'LL FORGET ABOUT THIS!"
Naruto scratched his head as the two went off in different directions. "Okay. Now how do I explain this when Kakashi-sensei shows up?"
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