[Episode 25618] [Episode 25618]Somewhere beyond the moon, a lone saiyan space ship, the Motherload, orbited with it's all female (plus Ranma) crew.
Mellon, Pumpkin, Peach, Tomato and Stringbean were gathered around the ship's mess area watching Ranma make a mess with hungry gazes. The silver-lame bikini-clad babes made him nervous but, hey, the food was good.
"Are you sure you don't want any of this?" Ranma asked as he reach for another beef bowl.
"We're just fine," Peach sighed. "You carry on though, honey."
"Uhm," Ranma gasped as he reached for a really-big-chicken leg. "So, anyway, you say your planet was blown up by a comet while you were on a shopping trip?" Ranma asked between mouthfuls. "Mmm... this is good, by the way... But I thought ... er, wasn't there something about space pirates?"
"Nah," Mellon shook her head, "that was just an idea Stringbean sold to some manga-ka to make money last time we passed by this planet. Who knew it would be so popular!"
"Besides, real space pirates are nothing like that," Pumpkin responed. "Want another helping, Ranma?"
"Sure," Ranma tossed the bone aside. "So your planet was nothing like in the manga?"
"Oh, I never said that," Mellon sighed. "Vegita was a real testosterone factory, alright. Try some of the sea food," she advised. "It's good for the lib..."
"-Brain!" Pumpkin interjected. "Eat up I like a man with a good appetite," she approved. "Gives 'em lots of energy!"
"Yeah," Peach agreed. "To bad all Saiyan men wanted to do with that energy was fight and fight and fight and...."
"Ah, poohey!" Stringbean dismissed. "Saiyan men were just a bunch of hairy apes. (Sometimes litteraly). We're better of without them!"
"You wish," Tomato snorted sourly. "Saiyan men were good for one thing, at least." She snickered.
"Very good," Stringbean agreed with a dreamy sigh then exasperated, "but they never wanted to do it!"
"Speak for yourself, sista!" Tomato snorted at the less-well-developed Saiyan girl.
"Uhm. What are you talkiing about?" Ranma demaned as he lifted a huge rib bone with two hands.
"We're talking about sex, Ranma," Peach admitted frankly. "Since Vegita blew up, we like, haven't had any! (Well, not with men anyway!)"
"Tell me about it," Pumpkin sighed. "This all girl thing we have is kinda fun, but I need a little meat and two vegs in my diet, if you know what I mean!"
"And it's not from a lack of offers," Mellon observed regretfully. "But ah, well, the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak!"
"You know what they say," Peach snickered and felt up Ranma's biceps, "a hard man is good to find!"
"Errr...." Ranma uttered as his brain froze.
"Don't worry about it," Stringbean reassured Ranma while patting his hand. "I'm sure you'll do just fine. As soon as Grape and Gourd get back with the "supplies" we can have some serious snuggle time!"
(Posted Fri, 31 Jan 2003 07:07)
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