[Episode 25771] [Episode 25771]Ranma was surrounded by a bunch of alien femmes who wore skin-tight silver bikinis and jumpsuits that demonstrated their generous curves and ample bosoms (except for the one called Stringbean who was a little sensitive about the issue). Only the fact that they hadn't tried to do anything perverted to him, and the free food, kept him from completely panicking. Then one of them mentioned their plans for him and their attitude seemed to change.
Ranma sat frozen as the true horror of his predicament sank in. It had been his worst fear ever since being kidnapped by a bunch of sexy girls who were stronger and faster than he was; they wanted his body! It was a situation many would envy but Ranma knew that no good could come of it; especially with the way they casually mentioned how it could be hazardous to his health to do it with any one of them.
Ranma launched out of the mess hall and along the corridors of the spaceship with a gaggle of giggling girls being held back by Mellon's command that: "we'll give him a head start, then the one to catch him gets to do him first!"
"Is this what they call 'chasing boys'?" Peach asked. She was the youngest Saiya-jin, having left the planet for a three hour shopping cruise the day before she was to have her first date. Then the planet had blown up.
"Yeap," Plum replied. "We used to do it like this all the time on planet Vegita! But hey, Pumpkin, just remember to be careful with this one. We don't want to break him too!"
"Hey! I did not even touch that guy!" Pumpkin complained and pouted. "All I did was jump in the hot spring with him and he keeled over at the sight of my naked body. Worst case of premature a-jerk-u-lation I've ever see. Anyway, that one was too much like a Saiyan male; all machismo and no action, if ya know what I mean."
"Yeah, at least this one had so many girls chasing after him we know he has to be great in the sack!" Tomato agreed hotly.
"Strange, he's a little shy though," Stringbean said thoughtfully. "I mean, you'd think he'd be, like, more used to it."
"Nah, he's just playing hard to get," Tomato assured her. "All men are like that when a real woman comes on strong."
"Well, whomever gets him, do try to be gentle until we can train him up a little," Mellon advised. "The less time he spends in medbay instead of our beds the better."
Peach giggled.
"Okay, girls, he should have enough of a head start by now," Mellon told the suddenly empty chamber. "So let's ... hey, wait for me you guys!"
"Oh, man, oh, man, this is not good!" Ranma thought as he ran as if being chased by a bunch of sex starved groupies; which was because he was. "Trapped on a spaceship with a bunch of boy-crazed girls. What do I do?"
"Well, you could always let them catch up and have their wicked way with you," a little oni-Ranma-kun in a red dogi said from his shoulder. "Then maybe we can get some more eats!"
"Hey, don't look at me," angelic Ranma-chan responded with a shrug. "He's got a point"
"Yeah! You should just make them you love slaves and have them wait on you hand and foot," oni-Ranma advised.
"Oh no!" megami-Ranma protested, "you should always treat your love slaves with respect and kindness!"
Ignoring the idiotic voices in his head, Ranma was inspired while passing by a chamber filled with hanging lingerie. "I'll take a shower! They won't chase me if I'm a girl."
"That's it," oni-Ranma-chibi slapped his head between the horns. "I'm outta here!" He vanished in a puff of sulphur.
"Let us know when you get a clue," megami-Ranma-chibi muttered and vanished in a puff of perfume.
"Where the heck is the water?" Ranma demanded after twiddling the knobs. All that happened was that his skin felt kind of tingly. "What kind of shower is this!?"
"A sonic shower, studmuffin," Tomato informed him as her arms wrapped around his chest from behind. "Hmmm... doesn't it make you feel nice and tingly all over? It always gets me so hot and bothered. Here, let me help you out of those things..."
"Yargh!!!" Ranma screamed as Tomato grabbed hold and yanked. Galvanised into action, he slid right out of the woman's grasp like an eel, bounced off of the ceiling like a rubber ball and shot out into the hall like a rocket.
"Ohhh, yer a slippery little bugger," Tomato grinned as she tossed his pants over her shoulder then hurtled after him. "Come back to momma little boy!"
"Look out!" Peach screamed as she slammed into Tomato.
"Hey, no fair flying," Ranma cried as he pried himself off the wall he'd slammed into to avoid the youngest Saiya-jinn.
"Awe, he's getting away!" Tomato cried as she untangled herself from Peach.
"Eeek! He was naked!" Peach stammered and pressed her hands to her cheeks. "I've never seen a guy naked before!"
"Did you get a good look at his goods?" Tomato demanded. "Didya like what you saw?"
"Not really," Peach said. "I was going too fast and it was kind of small."
"I hope not," Tomato pouted as she bolted down the hall. "Come back here my little shower buddy! Let me rub you down!"
And so the chase went on, but it wasn't that big of a vessel. Eventually Ranma was ...
(Posted Sun, 02 Feb 2003 05:50)
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