[Episode 26083] [Episode 26083]Finally after chasing him all over the space ship, Peach caught Ranma. Well, maybe caught wasn't the right word so much as 'accidentally smashed into'. The youngest Saiyan girl might have had a heavenly body, but it was one that did not make her very aerodynamic. The design was too top-heavy and bouncy for that and, besides, she was something of a klutz.
"Oh, I'm so sorry," she appologised to the boy crushed between her breasts and the wall. "Are you, like, okay? Hello? Oh no! Waaaaaa! I broke him! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Uhm, Peach," Stringbean advised as she reached the crash site, "maybe you could try letting the boy breath in there?"
"Waaa!" Peach cried as she pulled away from the Ranma-shaped dent. "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to break him! I just got all excited and flustered and now I'm never gonna get any! Waaaaaaa!!! I'm a bad girl!"
"Shh," Stringbean shushed as she pried Ranma out of the wall. "He'll be okay, I think. You just knocked the wind out of him, see. And, like, if he can't take being pounded into a durrilium alloy bulhead by a girl travelling at Mach three, he'd never survive having sex with one of us anyway."
"Hey, wassup!?" Tomato asked as she rounded a corner. "Oh no, don't tell me the tomboy get's to do him first; that's so not right!"
"Humph," Stringbean snorted. "No, actually, Peach here managed to pin him down."
"Really?" Tomato exclaimed. "You go, girl! You finally get to do it with a man! Honey, you are in for a treat!"
"Uhm, he doesn't look very lively," Plumb observed as she arrived. "That's not going to be much fun."
"No problem," Tomato disagreed. "It's always best when you knock them out like that first. Come on, Peach, I'll show you how to tie a man down!"
"Eeek! Should you be dragging him by the hair like that?" Peach complained.
(Posted Mon, 03 Feb 2003 03:17)
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