"Mom?!" Ranma stared.
"You are the great-grandchild of an exile from our world," said the woman who looked like Nodoka. Except she had a bigger chest. "I am Major Libidinous. This is General Leigh Gorgeous. We are just checking to see if you find your... accomodations to your liking."
Ranma considered that. "Well, yeah! I mean there's lots of great food. Plenty of workout space. I'm not used to big soft beds though."
"Oh," said Major Libidinous. "So you require some... help getting to sleep?"
Ranma thought about that. "Nah. So what's with the kidnapping stuff? It ain't like I'm going to marry nobody."
"But you did," purred the General. "It will be nice to see how you deal with... the duties."
"I did?" Ranma tried to figure out what the girl in the little bits of lace and the high heels could mean.
"Yes, do you remember when you tried to escape and you fell across that young Amazon?" General Gorgeous noticed that Private Action was waiting with a clipboard. With a flourish she signed it. Even though it was just a requisition for transport of wedding guests, it was worth doing with a flourish. Besides it made her boobies bounce and watching the male's reaction to that was... interesting.
Ranma was wondering how girls with that much mass up front, jiggling all the time, could balance on high heels.
"We may arrange for you to meet with one of your friends, who seems to have some bizarre medical condition," said Major Libidinous. "He keeps wandering around his cell, but then whenever one of us goes to greet him, he falls asleep with blood spurting from his nose."
"You got Ryouga too, huh?" Ranma surmised. "So about this 'marriage' thing?"
"Yes, you'll likely get the rest of her squadmates as well," remarked the General. "This should be most interesting. By the way, try the seafood."
"Excuse me?" Ranma asked. "All I did was trip over her, and uhm."
"Squeezed her breasts as you tried to get up, also managed to knee her in the crotch, enough to bring her to orgasm," said the General with a nod. "By our ancient laws, you are now married."
"This sounds awfully familiar somehow," muttered Ranma.
Ryouga stood there with half a box of tissues wadded up each nostril.
He was surrounded, dozens of them passing by every few hours. Women. Very attractive, busty - in some cases gravity defying, extremely underdressed women.
"Wanma, vith ith all youw fawt! Thumhow."
"Why won't you tell us your name?" Two of the Amazons confronted the young man.
Looking down in shame, he swallowed. They'd laugh at him now. "It's... Tarou. Pantyhose Tarou."
"AhhhhhH!" The two girls smiled at him.
Tarou blinked. No stupid comments? No laughter?
"How nice, in our native language, Pahn tea horus means 'one who can give incredible carnal pleasure'," one of the girls said to the befuddled boy. The other merely gave a smouldering look that left no illusions about how she wanted to test out that title.
"eeeep," said Tarou, aware on some level that he was about to have a torrid lemon scene with two curvaceous girls and was about to be put to the test for all humanity. Trapped by an alien race and taken from his native world, forced to engage in a sexual marathon with no visible escape, what else could he say but. "Uhm... okay."
Ranma was ready for this. Another unwanted fiancee. Or wife. Dang. Why did this kind of thing keep happening to him?
Slowly the door opened and Ranma beheld his "bride" for the second time, this time noticing that she looked just like an extra sexy, especially busty, version of:
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