The girl who entered Ranma's room was the perfect look-alike for a character he had seen during an anime marathon at Hiroshi's place. Except for the absence of the metal eyepiece and a much better body than the original (is that even possible ?), she was a dead ringer for Meia Gisborn of Vandread fame. She wore sexy but somewhat modest blue-white lingerie and while her form was as curvaceous and bountiful as her fellow amazons, it was also toned and athletic at the same time. It was something that Ranma, ironically, could appreciate due to his martial artist background.
He couldn't help but stare. He was broken out of his reverie by her voice "Hello... My name is commander Kleevaige of the 58th fighter squadron" She sat on the bed (which was of the king size, soft and with a mirror on the roof kind), this making her attributes bounce in a most interesting way. She blushed a little and twiddled her fingers "And by our ancient laws, I am now your wife, hehe..." She smiled but it was obvious that the whole situation made her nervous.
Ranma gulped, feeling his resolution crumble at this picture. Since she was an amazon, he had thought that she would behave like Shampoo and just glomp him then try to have her way with him. He hadn't expected someone shy, how could any of them be shy with such clothing ? It was rather sweet in a way. Vulnerability in a female always struck a chord within him and it didn't hurt that Kleevaige was also VERY attractive...
Seconds strained into minutes as Kleevaige waited for Ranma to make the first move but no such luck. At least, he had a healthy reaction to her presence if the bulge in his pants was any indication.
Kleevaige thought back to the pre-marriage briefing. She had gotten a resume of Ranma's life before his invitation to stay on Playtex. Aggressive courtship was a sure way to be rejected by him. As a starfighter squadron leader, she was well versed in strategy and tactics and had come up with a plan "Ranma, do you like martial arts ?"
Her husband-to-be cracked his trademark cocky smile, happy to talk about something familiar, reassuring and unperverted "Of course ! Martial arts are my life ! I'm the best there is !"
"There are a few techniques that I have trouble to learn... Would you help me ? Please ?" The last word was accentuated by the shiny sparkling doe eyes of Doom.
"Ah... Okay" Ranma, predictably, couldn't resist Kleevaige's assault.
"Really ? You promise ? On your martial artist honor ?"
The temptation of having access to alien fighting techniques was too great for Ranma "I promise, on my honor ! So what do you want to know ? Can you show me ?"
Kleevaige smiled cattily and pulled out a book, seemingly out of nowhere. Ranma blinked, wondering if she knew hidden weapons. The book was written in japanese, apparently she had made a translated version just for this occasion. The title was... "SEX MARTIAL ARTS !?!"
Ranma was twitching more and more as Kleevaige opened her book and read aloud "We'll start with chapter one, foreplay. Have you ever kissed a girl before ?"
*****
Somewhere else in Playtex, other amazons were watching what was happening in Ranma's room. Commander Kleevaige's squadmates were curious and if Ranma proved to be up to the task, they would marry him too.
"Ooooh, Leader is so lucky... I want to marry Mr. Alien too !" declared the Dita Liebely analog, a fighter pilot named Leymi.
"He's got a name, you know" deadpanned Bonnet, the counterpart of Barnette Orangello. She quickly returned to the appreciation of Ranma's physique on the screen.
"Not a bad kisser, it seems. He has potential, that's for sure" If the real Jura Basil Eden had met this version of her, she would have died of jealousy. Bodacious licked her lips, Kleevaige had managed to undo a few buttons of Ranma's chinese shirt, exposing his bare chest for all to see.
"Oh dear, oh my..." The glasses of engineer Dip Froat, Parfait Ballblair's analog, fogged up and she blushed like a tomato as she was imagining herself in Kleevaige's place.
"Hey ! He's giving her tongue now ! I wonder how it's like..." Nurse Lolicon, a more teenage version of Paiway asked to no one in particular.
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