Ranma nodded his head. "Yeah. I mean, the girls need clothing. Gina's outfit is pretty beat-up, Britanny, Sheila, Jetta, and Genn only have rags left for clothing, and Brianna has NOTHING."
Asrial nodded her head. She hadn't been really paying attention to what the other girls were wearing becase it was very skimp and she didn't want to see that sort of stuff.
Britanny's eyes were watery. She literally got on her knees in front of Ranma. "Y, you mean that, Master? You'll take us shopping? And we can get new clothing?"
Ranma nodded his head. "Yes. Of course. I know you girls need some new clothing and I'll get it to you."
Ranma was then surprised to see Britanny crying. "Oh thank you THANK YOU, MASTER!" Britanny said as tears pored down her face, a smile on her face. "Sextome would NEVER do anything like that for us. The last and only time I asked him if we could get some new clothing, he took me aside and tamed me in a horrible fashion. Bending my arms, pulling my tail, practically biting me. He was vicious!"
Ranma got on his knees and hugged Britanny. As the Cheetit hugged him back, Ranma wondered just what lows that evil version of himself stooped to before being stopped once and for all.
Sheila walked over to Ranma. "Uh, Master..."
Ranma looked up, he was still holding Britanny. "Yes, Sheila?"
Sheila smiled. "You really are the greatest Tamer."
Ranma blushed. "Thanks, Sheila."
"Excuse me," Asrial said. "Can we get going? I don't know how much longer Ho-biki over there it going to stay unconscious."
Ranma nodded his head. "Yeah. Let's."
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The town of Garterstrap was just as simple city. One PokeCenter, no Gyms, and the only PokeBreeder's ranch was built on the edge of the city. The town was mostly hard-working, middle-class folk.
In the shopping district of Garterstrap was the clothing store, 'Mr. Freaky Big'. The store was pretty empty on that Tuesday morning. No one had come in looking for specialty clothing. Heck, even the pre-made brand-name stuff, Like Tommy Hillfucker wasn't selling well.
"I guess we'll close shop today." The store-owner said. He turned back to his Pokegirl, a Titmouse, who nodded her head.
It was then the bell above the door rang, alerting the Tailor that someone was entering. "Hello, welcome to 'Mr. Freaky Big'. How may I... Help... You?" Tha tailor trailed off. Oh shit! HE was here! That evilest of evil Tamers! The Wild Stallion of the Tendo Ranch! Ranma Sextome! "P, p, please Mr. Sextome! I know I've gotten behind in my protection fees, but please, don't hurt me!"
Ranma frowned as he saw the tailor fall to his knees and start weeping openly. Ranma watched as a mouse-like Pokegirl comforted the man.
"Hey, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you." Ranma said. "I'm looking to buy some clothing for my pokegirls."
"Really?" The Titmouse asked.
"Yeah." Ranma answered. He took the PokeBalls from his PokeBelt and let loose his entire Harems. He was surprised when the Mouse-girl screamed and ran behind the Tailor.
Out of curiosity as to why the Mouse-girl was afraid of his Harem, Ranma took the PokeDex out of his pants pocket. He aimed it at the pokegirl and pressed the button.
TITMOUSE, the Clean Pokegirl
Type: Animorphic - Mouse
Element: Normal
Frequency: Common
Diet: herbivore, mainly nuts and fruit
Role: frequently domesticated pokegirl
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting, cat pokegirls, snake pokegirls, bird pokegirls
Libido: Average
Attacks: Scratch, Kick, Tackle
Enhancements: digestive system is very efficient, good night vision, extremely high auditory range and heightened sense of touch. Titmice have low pain thresholds and are quite fastidious.
Evolves: Mousefly (mechanism uncertain), Mousewife (normal), Milkmouse (Milktit milk), Pool Mouse (Water Stone), Ninjanezumi (mechanism unknown; Dark Stone suspected), Vesta (Fire Stone), Tigermouse (Cat E-Medal)
Evolves From: None
Titmice are mouse pokegirls, covered with short but thick fur, having a slight muzzle, expressive slightly long ears, and a long thin tail. Both the tail and ears are quite sensitive. Where you find one Titmouse there are usually more. They rarely stand over four feet in height, are of average
flexibility, and are not very strong. They also tend to be "ditzy" - giving one complicated duties or instructions is a waste of time and effort - they simply lack the ability to focus and remember such things.
They are, however, naturally clean and enjoy cleaning things and maintaining areas. Titmice also make decent cooks, staying away from complicated dishes and favoring vegetarian dishes naturally. Titmice are often found in college campuses, cleaning and cooking for their masters while they are students.
Titmice are often pets that are considered members of the family by certain groups, much like Kittens, Hounds, Pidgies, Evas, and Bunnies. They do not make good combatants, having a special disadvantage against cat pokegirls as well as easily startled/intimidated.
Titmice are often employed as librarian's aides, as they are very quiet and can be trained to do basic filing.
Ranma blinked. "Well no wonder she's afraid." Ranma said as he looked arounf. Half his Harem were Cat-type Pokegirls of some sort, and apparently, to his knowledge, Genn could take the form of one.
Asrial sighed. Tapping Sheila on the shoulder, She asked, "Was Ranma Sextome really THAT evil a man?"
Sheila shook her head. "No. He was worse."
Ranma walked up to the man. Pulling out 'his' wallet, (Sextome wasn't going to need it) from his pants pocket, he took out a few thousand SLC (Standard League Credits) and held them in front of the Tailor. "Here you go."
The Tailor blinked. SLC. The Wild Stallion of the Tendo Ranch was actually offering him money? Was this a trick? "W, what's this for?"
Sighing, Ranma said, "Listen, my Pokegirls NEED new clothing. I would like to by them something. Is that okay?"
"S, sure!" The Tailor said. "Go ahead! Take what you need! Just don't hurt me!"
Ranma sighed. He wished people weren't so afraid. Turning to face his harem, he said, "Well girls, look around and see what you like."
"YAY!!!" Was the cheer from Ranma's Pokegirls as they walked all around teh store, taking what they thought looked good on them.
Asrial blinked. "Damn... They're taking to the store liek a pack of pirhanna..."
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(Posted Tue, 04 Feb 2003 00:14)
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