“Uh, er, okay. I guess. But how do I get–” The girl-phobic Ranko nearly had a heart attack when she saw a giant breast with two other breasts, arms and legs coming towards her. It even had a giant nipple; but at where a man's penis would've been if it were more like a man.
“Here, Kasumi! You can ride this oppai mecha!” the thing announced in Ikuya's voice.
The epaulets of Kasumi's armor rose out, becoming wings. “This is a dire emergency! I need speed and maneuverability. Take Cynthia and Ranko; you are in charge of them, Ikuya!”
“Aye, aye, Kasumi!” And the boob-looking riding robot reach down to pick Ranko up, even as Cynthia lifted her arms offering to let Ranko pick her up. Ranko did, but her mind was on the thing. She held out right up until she about to be deposited in the driver's compartment near the top. The seat was shaped like tens of little breasts! “Kasumi!!”
Kasumi's mind, too, was on other things, like, “Don't worry. Master is still alive. Nabiki still has three bodies! We'll find Master Ranma!” That was the last Ranko was able to overhear as Kasumi jet-packed away towards the mansion.
That was the last Ranko was able to overhear as she was fighting back the vertigo from having her ass and back against a seat that (she imagined) felt all too much like real breasts. She turned very green. Cynthia leaned against Ranko and gave her all the comfort an innocent child could give through the sheer power of good intention. Because of the stiff armor Ranko really couldn't feel any of this, but she did pick up on the little girl's vibes...and her panic was eased.
Ranko, Cynthia in her arms, leaped out of the boobmobile as soon as it stopped. She was still green around the gills and sweating, but Ranma had survived the ride. He was still thinking like a guy (if with a girl's brain). “What's the idea of that hentai contraption!?!” she screamed at who she assumed was Ikuya.
“Huh?” the teenager in glasses barely looked away from her row of controls and monitors. The screens showed the various waldo arms in the workshop behind, each one doing something entirely different. When Ranko had gained some time to think coherently and to, unfortunately, know Ikuya better, she realized why this genius made so many stupid mistakes: She was addicted to multitasking! The girl was always distracted! “Female liberation,” Ikuya said matter of factly. “You ever see mechas in mangas and anime?” Her “concentration” returned almost wholly to the screens. “All too many of them look male.”
Ranko's eye twitched. She hated being ignored! “Well Tell me what's happening!”
“Happening? Well, in Bay 2, I'm building the “Ultimate Doomsday Weapon”; in Bay 5, I'm fixing Mamani's tv; in Bay–”
“I mean the emergency!!”
“Oh, yes. The emergency.” Ikuya finally swiveled around in her chair. “There is no emergency.” And she smiled a sly, sly smile. “Is there? Ran..., is it -ko, or, perhaps....”
Aaaa!! She knows!!!
With a touch, a screen showed Ranma falling out of the sky into the fountain. With another touch, the screen went blank. “There, all the evidence erased.”
“What, what do you want?!” Doom came in many forms.
“Not sex.” Aaa! She even knows about my girl-phobia!! Another touch of the screen and – Ranko hid Cynthia's face up against her armored chest so she couldn't see.
“You'd rather do it with machines!??” Ugh!! Tentacles!
“Machines are more dependable. And don't expect a “relationship”.”
“Then, then....” What??
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