Akane thought it over as the Senshi crowned her queen, the world makes her birthday a national holiday, and solves the world's problems. Something about this whole situation seemed... off. Correction, it stank to high heaven.
That was when Akane figured it out. She stomped over to a nearby bush and started kicking at something hidden in its brush. "C'mon out! I know you're in there! You're messing up my world again, aren't you!"
A nondescript person with leaves stuck in his hair popped his head out. "Ah! Akane, my goddess! 'Tis I, Tristan of the Knights of the True Fiancée, come to—" *MISH!* "—Owww!"
Akane extracted her fist from where it was implanted in the face of the self-proclaimed 'Knight of the True Fiancée' (henceforth refered to as the KOTF). "Dammit, not another one. I'm sick and tired of you perverts trying to force me and Ranma together. Honestly, as if I don't I get enough of that from Dad and Mr. Saotome!" she growled.
"But–" the KOTF began in confusion, "But Ranma is your destiny! It's canon! Takahashi-sama herself said that you two would get to—" *MISH!2* "—Owww!"
Again, Akane extracted her fist. Her scowl had deepened, indicating she was more than annoyed. "And on top of that, you stacked the fight so that I won against that... thing, didn't you? That was your doing, wasn't it?"
The KOTF gained a beaming smile. "But of course! You are my goddess! It is only right that I help she whom I am beholden to—" *MISH!3* "—Owww!"
"So you're saying I'm WEAK and can't handle little threats, huh?!" Akane's scowl had deepened to the point where it was obvious that she was no longer merely annoyed; she was now truly and rightly pissed. Usually, Akane was a sweet girl, but there was no denying the fact that she had at times a foul temper. And that temper had just reached its bursting point.
"NONONO! I was only trying to help you, my mistress!" the generic KOTF explained hastily, getting very frightened at her goddess's displeasure, "Those Balrogs are not nice creatures!"
Winding up her mallet strike, Akane growled, "I don't need your HELP!"
* ** *** BA-KANG!!! *** ** *
The Knight of the True Fiancée got what he so richly deserved: to be sent into LEO by the girl he pledged eternal devotion to. Meanwhile, Akane
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