While in this corner: standing 5'4" and weighing an impressive 130 pounds (muscle weighs a lot) - a Japanese schoolgirl named Akane Tendo.
Akane was not afraid. Was not alarmed. She was the bravest that Nerima had to offer. She was the superior martial artist. She was the brightest and the best that could be found. The Princess Of Nerima, the most perfect virgin goddess in existence.
The Balrog, who exuded fear itself, knew fear at her approach - for it knew in what passed for its black heart that Doom was upon it.
Reluctantly, for such a perfect being as Akane must know that even Balrogs have mothers, Akane quickly began a series of martial arts manuevers that only her pure chaste modesty kept her from bragging of - punches and kicks that were capable of shattering mountains and laying waste to entire nations.
Mercifully, for what is Akane without mercy, she made the Balrog's demise swift and painless. As she stood over the disintegrating corpse, Akane composed a simple haiku as memorial - of such sublime beauty that passing businessmen burst into tears at the mere echo of it.
Meanwhile, the evil demons, even more soulless than a balrog from the blackest pit, also known as Ukyo and Shampoo had another doomed to failure plan to steal Akane's true love and thereby derail the Heavens.
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