Sue was having a somewhat interesting afternoon. Kasumi had a busy time teaching her a lot about feminine hygiene, which Sue had never known about, both during the time of the dinosaurs, and her new time as an anthropomorph. Sue did like the feeling of 'deodorant' under her arms, which more than made up for the fact that she hated the taste of 'toothpaste', but Kasumi insisted that good tooth care was very important. Apart from almost crushing the western-style toilet beneath her 158 kg muscular bulk, the lessons were proceeding well.
Ranma was just beginning to dream when he heard someone come in and lift up the covers of his futon and snuggle up close to him. He put out his hand, intending to push the unfamiliar weight away from him, when he felt scales covered by silk under his fingers, which brought him around. "Sue, is that you?" he asked, sleepily.
"They said I could sleep with you for now." Sue answered, not knowing that this set of a lot of alarms in Ranma's head.
"Um, okay," answered Ranma, hesitatingly, "As long as we do nothing more than sleeping."
"I don't know what else we could do." answered Sue, drifting off to sleep almost as soon as the words were out of her mouth. Ranma hoped she was sincere, but before he could fully drift off to sleep, Sue fidgeted a bit, wrapped her arms around Ranma, and brought him close to her. Ranma stayed still, hoping against hope that this was as far as she was going to go and that there wasn't anything that wasn't PG-13 about to happen. When nothing else happened, he calmed down and fell asleep.
At around 11: 30 in the evening, Nabiki crept out of the closet with a special digital night vision camera and snapped a few pictures of Ranma and Sue embracing each other under the covers of Ranma's futon. She was somewhat peeved that Ranma's bank card was protected from identity theft, so she couldn't use it to "obtain" both the money for Ranma's debt and then some, so this was her way of obtaining payback. Then she went to her computer to upload some new photos and tweets to the only Twitter account you have to pay to be a member of.
Frozen Fucker: New prehistoric fiancée @ home, brought by Wild Horse. Pics included, bets to soon follow.
The next morning, Ranma overslept slightly, because Akane was trying to find clothing that fit her new, supple form, and Genma was still in jail. When he finally got up, he came down to find Sue reading some children's books that Kasumi had provided her, as well as a large plate of bacon and eggs; Soun staring enviously at Sue's plate while he picked at his plate of broiled fish; Nabiki face down in her plate, fast asleep; and best of all, no Genma. Ranma was greatly pleased about this last one, because this meant that he could eat as much as he wanted without having to compete with Genma.
“One moment, Great-Grandmother, Shampoo receiving tweet about Airen.”
Chuckling, Cologne looked as her great-granddaughter received the newest bit of info about Son-in-Law’s chaotic life. Ah, to be young again…
Wait, scratch that! To be old and watch the young people provide her entertainment like the dancing marionettes they were!
“Shampoo must go, Great-Grandmother,” said Amazon growled, preparing for her next battle. “Shampoo must kill prehistoric dinobeast outsider who tries to be bigger in the chest to tempt Airen!”
Cologne grabbed her trusty cane. The customers knew how to lock-up and pay … or knew what happened if they didn't. But still, she was confused about the words that Shampoo had used. She can't be that monstrous to be called a 'prehistoric dinobeast', could she? Then she chalked it up to that silly game Shampoo insist that she buy, as well as the newest game system that was the only thing that could play it.
“What the hell!?” Ukyo snarled as she looked over her cell phone. “What does she mean there’s a ‘Double-D-plus Danger’!?”
Looking up from the plates he was collecting from the now empty table, Konatsu looked over his shoulder. “Is something wrong, Ukyo-sama?” the shinobi that looked much more like a kunoichi curiously inquired.
Placing her phone down on the counter, the brunette reached behind her and began to untie her apron. “Of course something’s wrong! Ranma has brought over another fiancée!”
“Oh dear!” the boy sighed as he placed his hand over his mouth in a scandalized fashion. “Another one?”
“ANOTHER ONE!” the woman growled as she walked around the grill to grab her battle gear. “Keep an eye on the business for me, Konatsu! Mama’s gonna unleash the power of the Shrykull on some purple dinobeast bitch!”
Waving at the direction of the parting Okonomiyaki Chef, the pony-tailed brunette called after his friend, “Have fun!” Although he had to wonder why she used terms like "Shrykull" and "purple dinobeast". The new girl couldn't be that monstrous, could she? Then he figured out that it was probably the two game remakes that came out recently, and Ukyo used terms from those games.
“OH~HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!” a lean, black-tressed gymnast cackled as she roof-hopped along the district, long red ribbon twirling behind her amidst a storm of black rose petals.
In her other hand, she was already tweeting under ‘Twisted Sister’ that she was going to collect the newest addition to her menagerie.
Meanwhile, Asuza was also roof hopping towards her goal. In her hand, she was already tweeting under 'Lilly of the North' that she was going to collect her 'Lady Constance'.
---But when Shampoo and Ukyo made it to the Tendo Dojo (and had devaluated the property by at least 200,000 yen), Ranma and Sue weren't there. They were still shocked at Akane's new curves and got into a martial arts duel/catfight with her. This proved that, even though Akane's curves got in her way a little bit, she was still a competent martial artist. Nabiki didn't let them leave until they had paid for the damages to their home.
The reason Ranma and Sue weren't home was because a new business had opened in Tokyo that was part fitness center, part YMCA, part GNC, and they were going to go check it out. When they got there, the business was revealed to be Kaos Krusher Health Center: Krush your weakness, improve all things. Sue had signed up for a complete gym membership while Ranma signed up for an Overcome your Phobia class. Things were going well, but Nerima decided to add some chaos.
Sue was bending down to begin her squatting deadlifts (the gym had the convenience to stock barbell weights that went well over half a ton, as well as dumbbells that went well over 100 pounds) when there was a loud noise over her back. Letting go of her weights, she turned to see two unfamiliar girls arguing over her, it seems.
"You cannot have that beast." declared Kodachi with fine dramatic flourish and gesticulation, "She rightfully belongs with my menagerie!"
"No, no, no!" countered Asuza, "Lady Constance is so cute, she rightfully belongs with Asuza."
"No, she belongs to me," counter-countered Kodachi, "And I will prove it over your own defiled corpse."
"That's an acceptable term!" yelled Asuza, then they pounced on each other and away they went, a cloud of smoke obscuring any details as they bounced around the weight room like a pinball (accompanied by all kinds of pinball machine sounds), causing all kinds of damage. Things only stopped when Sue, in a proper predatory P.O.ed mood, stomped over to them and separated them by grabbing hold of each of them, by their skulls, and laid down the law with both of them.
"I don't belong to either of you." Sue snarled, angrily, "Ranma is my friend, and we don't belong to each other. If either of you come after me again, I will make sure neither of you will be able to breath without pain for six months. Do I make myself clear?" and when she said clear, she tightened her grip hard and fast enough that both of them were agreeing frantically to prevent their skulls from being crushed. Sue then dropped them on their fannies just as Ranma came up the stairs to the weight room. Things might have gotten a little uglier when...
"Ahem." cleared a throat. The group turned to see the owner of the establishment (actually a fragment of Toltiir) walking toward them. He then indicated the damaged walls and equipment, "I wonder who's going to pay for all the damages they caused?" he asked, sarcastically.
"Ah, hee hee," laughed Kodachi, nervously, "Do you accept checks?"
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