[Episode 265525] [Episode 265525]Before the repairs could begin in earnest, Ukyo and Shampoo busted down another wall to confront Ranma over Sue, but before the beat down could begin, Sue had grabbed both of them by their heads, gave them the "Ranma is my friend," speech, and pretty soon, Kodachi, Asuza, Ukyo, and Shampoo were both repairing the walls they had knocked down. While Sue was supervising their efforts (Kodachi and Asuza being fed special Snickers bars to keep them from being 'delicate flowers'), Ranma was trying out several of the, relatively undamaged, machines. One of the employees offered to get him set up with a job as a part-time instructor, to which Ranma agreed, glad to earn some more money without using his bank card (which was only for emergencies). It was well after 10:00 P.M. when everyone doing repairs was allowed to go home.
Ranma and Sue's schedules were similar: Wake up in the morning cuddled up next to each other, and then eat breakfast, then go to the gym they signed up for. Sue would spend time working the weights while Ranma spent time learning how to overcome his fear of cats. After a thirty minute lunch, Ranma would do afternoon training classes (not to the extremes that Genma had done, the management insisted) while Sue spent time in the Rec Room reading up on life in the human world. This worked well for a few weeks until ...
Ranma had just come down for breakfast when he saw Sue in the living room staring out the front window, as if daydreaming.
"Sue, are you okay?" asked Ranma, concernedly.
"Hm?" asked Sue, a little distractedly, "Oh, I'm fine, just thinking."
"About what?" inquired Ranma.
"Oh," began Sue, "Just about how I'm the only one here."
"You're not alone," began Ranma, "you have me."
"Yes, and you're a good friend, Ranma," answered Sue, "But I want someone who can be more than a friend, maybe someone like me." That was when Ranma noticed her left hand rubbing absentmindedly between her legs, and understood what she meant. He sat down nest to her and took her hand gently in both of his own.
"I think I know what you mean," Ranma said, gently and quietly, "And I promise you I will find you someone to love."
"Really?" asked Sue, hopefully.
"Yes, and Ranma Saotome always honors his word." said Ranma, before heading out to the Museum of Paleontology.
Behind the door to the living room, Nabiki stood there with digital camera in hand, stunned.
"Ranma Saotome, the hardest-headed jock in Japan, has a sensitive side!? Ranma Saotome, who now qualifies as a force of nature under the Magical Girl Act of 1837, now has empathy towards others!? Ranma, who regularly sticks his foot into his mouth so far he ends up biting himself in the ass, now understands others!?" She drifted off listlessly toward her room while she tried to wrap her head around this bit of unexpected information.
It was closer to 7:02 when Ranma returned with his usual "I'M HO~OOOOOME!", but this time he tacked onto it, "And I brought someone new for you, Sue!"
Sue dashed into the living room, and stopped suddenly, her heart skipping several beats. Standing next to Ranma was the biggest, MALE, Tyrannosaur she had ever seen, and what a male he was!
He was nine feet tall, and thus had to stoop somewhat to fit under the ceiling. His scaly hide was a deep, rich crimson with an orange underbelly. He wasn't wearing a shirt, but he was wearing tight black shorts that outlined his muscular waist and hips. His traps were consuming three quarters of his neck, and yet he could still move his neck around well enough. His chest was expansive if not inhumanly broad, but they would have to be if they were to fill the space created by supremely wide and crazy muscular shoulders. The pectoral muscles were two enormous slabs of pure power, each five times more muscular than the pectoral muscles of a single hardcore bodybuilder. His freaky abdominal wall consisted of a ten-pack (Is that even possible? Apparently it is) with each ab muscle larger that two bricks stacked one on top of the other with the long side facing the viewer. They were so deeply chiseled that Sue could almost hear sweat being irrigated through the divisions separating each glorious muscle, but perched next to the abdominal wall, and seeming part of and yet separate of the shredded obliques, were two large bulges about 8 inches across. His herculean quads were stacked like rippling pistons, each so developed that the scaled hide did nothing to hide the fact that they had seemingly split into individual groups. His calves were grotesquely muscular as well, looking more like gigantic mountains bulging out of his digitigrade legs. Everything from the ridges in his skull, to the size of his feet seemed to scream his fitness as a sexual powerhouse, with all his muscles seemingly made out of adamantine.
"This, this, this," stuttered Sue, "this is all for me?".
"The name's Sam," said the male Tyrannosaur, his gravelly voice so deep and masculine that all the girls in the Tendo household nearly fainted from hearing it, "And yes, I am yours. All 272 kg of muscle of me, from now until the stars turn to dust." When Sue heard this, she practically leaped into San's arms, and they embrace passionately, as two lovers who have finally found their perfect matches.
Deep inside the minds of two tyrannosaurs, their instincts were changing, now that their bodies and souls now had each other. The "traditional" style of mating among tyrannosaurs was abandoned, and was being replaced with a new (to them) style of breeding behavior, known as pair bonding, or as some would call it monogamy.
After nearly 30 minutes, Kasumi had recovered enough from her little ordeal to announce that dinner was ready. Thanks to Ranma's new source of income, she could now afford the large pieces of meat to feed Sue, and now Sam, regularly, although Ranma had to sacrifice two pay periods (each consisting of two weeks) worth of paychecks to pay for a deep freezer in order to keep it all edible. Next, Ranma was forced to use his bank card to pay Kaos Kontruction Kompany: Get it done quick, get it done right, or your money back to add on a guest room to the house, and another 40000 yen to soundproof it, so any nights of passion would not disturb any of the neighbors, or anyone in the district.
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