[Episode 265711]Ranma was busy. After getting the okay for the entire Furinkan High School to visit the Dinotopia Commune for one week (first from the new council that ran the commune, then from the Furinkan School Superintendent [Principal Kuno getting a good thrashing from Ranma]), he then had to create a poster showing the event, then POST the poster in the hallways. The Dinotopia Council had provided the fliers that showed what would be taking place during the visit, and what to bring there. During the construction of the Commune, a new building was commissioned, and later built. It combined the features of a Five-Star Beach resort with a Gift Shop and the new casino and strip club (now known collectively as The World Beneath), as well as a GNC, a YMCA with reinforced machines that could not only withstand the weight of the super-heavyweight saurians, but also could go up to several tons of weight for exercises, a Visitor's Center, a five-star restaurant, a convention center, an IMAX theater, and a private beach. This was the only building that could be safely used by humans, and because of that, this was the only building that could be considered modern by Tokyo's standards, thus it was called the Dinotopia Safe House.
"Ranchan," said Ukyo, as they all got off the bus with their suitcases and other things that they might need, "I still can't believe that you would create such a thing as this."
"Well it started out with one friend, but then she wanted a mate, then they wanted rivals, and it kind of snowballed from there."
"You baka!" Akane accused, angrily, "It's thanks to your mark that I'm this jiggly, and if it wasn't for that weight training class that I was forced to take up, I'd be even jigglier and be suffering from whiplash, and instead of fixing my problems, you created a commune-sized prehistoric freak show."
"It wasn't my fault!" responded Ranma, "My power had changed while I was flying through the air after Mallet-sama punched me a one way ticket to the Museum of Paleontology. "
Everyone else was ignoring the bickering of Ranma and his Fiancees because they were too busy goggling at the commune and its inhabitants. All the female dinosaurs seemed to be range in build from light-middleweight bodybuilders to male heavyweight bodybuilders, but not one bustline was smaller than E-cup, at the least, with matching posteriors, seemingly enhanced in attractiveness by their tails. The males seemed to start at middleweight bodybuilder in build and went all the way to super-super-heavyweight. The females that were relaxing on the beach seemed to be wearing hot bikinis that were a size too small, thus emphasizing their cleavage and curves while males often went shirtless, wearing shorts that were seemingly a combination of swimming briefs and competition posing shorts. One common theme amongst the Saurians that they saw was that those that did not have what could be termed either "dinofuzz" or "feathers" were completely bald. After a few more minutes of goggling at all the "hotties", everyone went toward the Safe House to register.
"Welcome to the Safe House. How can we help you?" said the saurian at the front desk. She was a green-and-black Stegosaurus wearing a yellow bikini that was a size to small, like all the other female saurians, with the name Pamela on her name tag, which was attached to one of the straps of her swimsuit. When she stood up from her workstation, her frontage bounced a few times causing several male students and chaperons to break out into a cold sweat and seemingly forget to breathe, while the female students and chaperons only looked down at themselves with a frown.
"We-we-we-we," stuttered a male chaperon, finally finding the will to speak, "We were here to-".
"Register for the event!" broke in a female chaperon with an annoyed huff. Men were all the same, show them a good-sized pair and they forget everything else.
"Okay, then. Sign in here, and then go to your assigned rooms." said Pamela pointing to a digital tablet-and-pen station. When a person signed in, they were surprised that they would be sleeping five or six people to a room, though why was obvious when they got to their rooms. The rooms were more like two-story apartments than mere hotel rooms, and each one had two to three bedroom suites with Tempur-Pedic mattresses; a full bathroom with en suite Jacuzzi included and a separate washroom; a 96" plasma screen TV with surround sound and all kinds of modern video game systems, including a library of DVDs and video games; several safes each with individual keys; and a videophone system that connected to the other rooms in the resort as well as the main desk. Everyone was surprised at the luxuriousness of the rooms, though it was rumored that the executive suite for Ranma and his fiancees was even more posh and luxurious than these rooms. After one hour of settling in in the rooms, the videophone system buzzed."
"Greetings, visitors." Pamela said, "You have 30 minutes to get ready for a 90-minute free time on the beach before the mandatory tour of the facilities." Everyone then rushed to get their bathing suits on and get their beach gear and hurry out to the beach. Once they got there they had many different activities, such as treasure hunting (not very successful), sand sculpting (not merely sandcastles), swimming, and ocean watching (it's supposed to be babe watching, but girls were ogling the many fine examples of saurian manhood).
Hiroshi and Daisuke were wandering the beach, secretly leering at random saurians when something got their attention.
"Oh, boys?" called a feminine voice that was two octaves lower than normal. Turning they saw a stunning sight. A female, black-scaled saurian was lounging on her front on a large beach towel, but unlike the others they had seen, this one wasn't wearing a bikini a size too small, or anything else for that matter. Like all saurians who started out as marine reptiles, they had heads that were a good deal shorter than their extinct counterparts and fully capable of human expression. She also had a short tail sticking out of her perfectly formed rear end and had F-cup breasts sticking out on either side of her, as well as the well-formed musculature that all saurians had.
"You... who... how?" asked Hiroshi with effort, surprised and aroused.
"I wasn't aware that this was a nude beach." said Daisuke, a little more coherent.
"It's not, but aquatic saurians like myself don't have to wear swimsuits if we don't want to." answered the creature, "As to what I am, I am a Dolichorhynchops, and my name is Molly."
"Molly-dolly?" asked Daisuke, Hiroshi too stunned to speak for the moment."Yes," replied Molly, with a mischievous light twinkling in her eyes, "That's my nickname in the commune, so are you just going to stand their or are you going to oil me up?" Hiroshi and Daisuke shook out of their stupor enough to locate a bottle of oil that both served as sunblock and scale health maintenance and begin rubbing it all over her back, arms and legs.
"It's not a dream," whispered Hiroshi to Daisuke rubbing the oil over her upper back, shoulders and arms, down to hands that had three webbed fingers and a webbed thumb each, "I can feel it all."
"If this IS a dream," whispered back Daisuke, working on her lower back, tail, and legs leading down to feet with three webbed toes each, "I don't want ever to wake up.
After Molly's back was thoroughly oiled up (the task taking a little longer than usual due to secret groping), she turned over, revealing a white front from her chin to the inside of her thighs, her breasts bouncing from being released, and said, enticingly, "You did a good job, boys. Now my front needs some loving', too."
"No way," whimpered Daisuke, "Those are real?!"
"Real and fully functional, as some of us have found out already." confirmed Molly. Hiroshi and Daisuke immediately leaped to action, lathering everything else with the oil first so they could pay extra attention to her breasts. They didn't notice the two shadows creeping toward them quickly and quietly, occasionally covering themselves with sand-colored camouflage cloaks.
"Do my breasts feel real?" asked Molly.
"Yes'm." replied Hiroshi and Daisuke together.
"Do they feel good?" asked Molly.
"Yes'm." answered Hiroshi and Daisuke again.
"Good, because it's the last good thing you'll ever feel today." said Molly signaling to the two shadows, known to the commune as Katy and Anna. Hiroshi and Daisuke didn't know what happened next. All they heard was a cry of "NINJUTSU!" before a large and heavy, yet soft weight clonked them on their heads and they blacked out.
"Please, my lord of the sky," pleaded Kodachi, having suckered her father into letting her come to the commune, "Can't you take me flying with you?"
"I would," said the male Pterodactylus named Walter, "but I'm afraid that you're a few hundred pounds over my weight limit." Like all flying saurians, he had digitigrade legs and a long tail, a well-formed musculature that was light-middleweight in build, and two arms with three fingers and a thumb each, the fourth stretching out more than three times the length of his arm so it could support his wing membranes, which began at mid thigh and ended at the tip of his "wing finger."
At the mention of "a few hundred pounds over", Kodachi stood there stunned. Was that his polite way of saying that she was... fat?! She hoped not, but she would be checking a scale later. She dearly hoped that she was not fat, because her cook would be the one at fault for it.
"Urg... wha'appened?" asked Hiroshi, coming to with only 15 minutes of free time on the beach left.
"Yeah... and why are we naked?" asked Daisuke who was up two minutes before Hiroshi." When they fully realized that piece of information, they found two folded towels nearby and hastily covered themselves up, before looking around at where they were. It appeared to be a locker room of some kind, but it was different in some way they couldn't quite grasp yet. Only a minute later did they discover the difference.
"This is a GIRL'S Locker Room!" cried out Hiroshi in dismay.
"Peeping is one thing, but this kind of thing is forbidden!"
"I agree," said a voice, and now you are both going to be punished. Three shower stalls had their curtains withdrawn, revealing who was behind each one.
One was a female Pachycephalosaurus who looked like she would be the first place winner of a wet t-shirt contest on Muscle Beach. Another was a female Diplodocus whose muscle-gut build would have her in second place in said contest. The third and final one was a female Pyroraptor Who would be the third place winner in the contest I had just mentioned.
"We are individuals, not some weaned hatchling's wet dream." said the first one, who had spoken before."
"Those who think otherwise are fit to be punished." said the second.
"And Katy and Anna patrol the commune looking for those who overindulge in perverted desires." said the third.
"That's us, isn't it?" asked Hiroshi in a very small voice, Daisuke just whimpered.
"Yes it is." confirmed the first, popping the joints in her neck.
"I'm afraid that you two are going to miss the grand tour when we're done with you." responded the second, popping her knuckles.
"Give our regards to Maia when you wake up." said the third, smirking evilly. Hiroshi and Daisuke could only scream out in terror as the beatdown began in earnest.
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