"Well," came a forboding voice from seemingly nowhere. A small woman, who appeared about the same age as Cologne, walked in with her shoes tapping on the stone floor. With a twisted smile, the old woman nearly cackled as she spoke again, "The two with the closest bond with he who has left shall follow from the magic in this room. Are you prepared? I will warn you that you may not expect who has the true bonds of trust."
The voices all rang in the affirmative,
"Don't worry Ranchan, your cute fiancee is coming!"
"Spatula-girl no go to my Airen!"
"Saotome, he better bring back my little girl when she goes to get him."
"Really, daddy, you worry too much."
"Raaaaanmaaaa!"
"My manly son will be so happy!"
A sign popped up, "That ungrateful boy..." It flipped over, "C'mon boy. We... UNGRATEFUL BOY!"
"Curse you Saotome! It's all your fault!"
"Oh My!"
And so it went, comments from Happi, Mousse, and the entire Nerima crew from fiancee to rival were all flying about. Aggrivation increased, word by word and statement by statement, until, at last, the old woman spoke again, "QUIET!"
The comments stopped, and the waters began to swirl. Slowly at first, then faster, and then almost becoming white as the colors merged. At the point that the pool seemed to glow white, a flash of light swallowed the room, and two people vanished. The two with the closest bond to Ranma...
The group of pokegirls, well Brianna and Setsuna anyway, were sitting with the alien princess and their trainer, the diminsion travelling martial artist at a western style cafe enjoying a peacful afternoon. Well, as peaceful as can be expected.
"I was supposed to be the alpha of the Slutty Senshi," Setsuna sighed, "but we were owned by Moronaro, the absent minded master." Rubbing her head, she added, "Now I'm a shared property of an alien pretending to be an alpha, and a Martial-Artist from a different diminsion. Lovely."
"It's not so bad," Brianna Diggers commented, "Our master and mistress are great, and they are going to help everyone by protecting normal tamers and pokegirls for the mean and evil pokegirl trainers!"
Ranma never slowed down from his favorite activity, inhaling food. Those around him aren't bothering his meal, so why should we?
Asrial, had another issue, she was trying to figure out exactly who had been tamed, when they were tamed, and how best handle all of these pokegirls--while still having quality time with her Ranma. "That's right," she thought, "I'm just going to have to differenciate between sex, taming, love, and my mate." She almost laughed out loud, as she realized that she was still like royalty--the 'pack queen' so to speak.
"Growwwwwwfff," screamed an amazing falling panda!
"Shush, deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaAAAR," followed one falling mother.
Ranma looked up, and was suddenly in motion! Flying up in the air, as only a Nerimian martial artist could, he grasped his mother, "Mom! What'ya doin' here?" He was so surprised to see his mom, the fact that Brianna was once again squished by a Saotome martial artist went unnoticed.
Upon landing, Ranma found his Tigress, Setsuna, and his co-master, Asrial trying to un-flatten Brianna. He also saw his father rubbing his panda-ass. Ranma could only say one thing, "Pops! Why did you try to flatten my Cheetit?!!? Brianna, are you ok?"
The groggy responce he got was almost comical, "Nothing a good roll in sack won't cure, master!"
Blink BLINK-BLINK "MY SON IS SO MANLY!!!"
In unison, there was a squeel of, "MOM!" Which was immediately followed by, "Oh! I'm going to have SO many grandbabies!"
Ranma and Genma made a collective gulping sound...
Notes
Genma may be a moron at times, and harsh, but.. He does love his son. While it is a lot of fun to make Genma out to be an uncaring, cold-hearted, sadistic s.o.b.,
that isn't exaclty the case. Often in Martial-Arts movies, tv-shows, and yes anime, the training they undertake is blown completely out of proportion, much like the
cowboys were in days past. Please see, Viz Ranma 1/2 Graphic Novel Volume 19, part-II, "Time to Leave the Nest," before passing judgement.
Nodoka is still Ranma's mom, and while I don't know exactly where this addventure started in reference to canonicial Ranma, so I'm being liberal. Also, Nodoka is
Ranma's mother. Whacko or not, there is that innate love a mother has for her child.
Genma really wanted to hold up a sign that read, "How dare you cheat on your fiancee, boy!" However, he somehow felt something here just wasn't right. He determined that instead of jumping his son for once, he would wait for Nodoka to decide on what to do. (Translation: he really wanted the food he spotted on the table!)
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