"My son!" Nodoka cried out. "My manly son! I was so afraid I had lost you again!" She continued to hold her son, showering kisses upon his head.
Asrial and Setsuna couldn't help but smile as they watched Ranma hug his mother. Seeing the love between a mother and child was always a heart-warming sight, even for those that would just be passing by, they could feel a smile tug at the corners of their mouths.
During all this, Brianna was calmly telling Genma exactly what she thought of him.
"STUPID MOTHER-F*CKING SACMONTINOUS PRICK!" Brianna screamed as she gave Genma a swift kick to the ribs. "TRYING TO KILL MASTER WITH THAT GOD-DAMNED NEKO-KEN, YOU F*CKIN' COCK-SUCKER! I'LL SHWO YOU THREE TIMES THE HELL YOU GAVE TO POOR MASTER, YOU EVIL, SADISTIC, CHILD-ABUSING ASSHOLE!!!" Again came another swift, powerful kick to Genma's guts.
Genma couldn't believe what was happening. Even though he was a panda, a RARe and endagered creature, this girl was kicking his ass! He held up asign saying, "Stop! Cease! Desist! Ranma, come and save your father!"
Ranma didn't notice as he was still hugging his mother. Asrial and Setsuna did notice, however, they were not going to do anything about it just yet. They both kenw what had happened to Ranma as a child, since Ranma told his Harem and they shared this into with the SLutty Scouts. Basically, while both woemn couldn;t say the man was evil in present time, they did, however see this as a form of justice being served.
Some time,(and a rather bruised panda) Ranma and Nodoka had calmed down a bit, and he had introduced Asrial, Setsuna, and Brianna to his mother.
"Now, I'm sure they're all nice girls," Nodoka said, "Even Brianna... Though she di beat up my husband."
Brianna smirked. "He hurt Master when he was only a child. I just dispensed some LONG overdue justice."
Nodoka nodded her head. "Still, this is all very confusing, this world. I mean, I don't even know what a Pokegirl is!"
"I think I can explain that for you." Setsuna said.
Nodoka nodded her head. "Yes, could you please do that.
Setsuna nodded her head and began speaking.
"You see Mrs. Saotome, a Pokegirl is a female humanoid creation with special powers, an impressive libido, and a natural psychology to submit to a 'Master'. Though in modern times, some Pokegirls were human females who have undergone Threshold and transformed. Anyway, all Pokegirls have some sort of special ability, if not looks, that separate them from normal females. You see, dear Nodoka, Pokegirls were originally created by Dr. Jim Sacotto, or more commonly known as 'Dr. Sukebe' as super-soldiers, sexual partners, and servants. During the war against Sukebe, some people found that they could make Pokegirls loyal to a single person and this knowledge spread. A person who did this was called a Tamer. Pokegirls now act as a human's friend/slave/partner/whatever."
Nodoka blinked her eyes. "Astounding."
"Quite," Setsuna agreed. "+There are two categories of Pokegirl: Domestic and Feralborn. Feralborn, or just 'Feral' Pokegirls are birthed, usually by the process of parthenogenesis, by Pokegirls who have themselves gone Feral. Since they spend their formative years living like wild beasts, they are very animalsitic in thought and possess strong powers. Domestic Pokegirls are ones that were either born in a Breeder's farm or were a human female that underwent Threshold. Domestic pokegirls normally have less power than a Feralborn one, but will possess more intelligence. It is possible to increase a Feralborn Pokegirl's intelligence, but most Tamers consider this is a waste of time when they could be enhancing their combative skills. All Pokegirls have a lifespan equal to that of humans, save those with the Longevity enhancement. Pokegirls with the Longevity enhancement can live for centuries. They undergo their first puberty normally, but only undergo their second one when they reach middle age for them, which can take hundreds of years. Pokegirls all have strong desires to have sex, to a greater or lesser degree depending on the specific type of Pokegirl, but these hormones only kick in during their first puberty, which happens around the same time a human girl would undergo maturity. Pokegirls are infertile as far as normal reproduction goes, being able to bear young only from parthenogenesis. There are several categories of Pokegirl which describe what abilities they have or what their general attitude is like. These abilities are now used in many things aside from combat, as most technology was destroyed during Sukebe's War. While some humans hate Pokegirls, most understand that this is the only way humans will survive in this new, chaotic world."
Nodoka blinked her eyes. "That is incredible..."
Ranma nodded as well. "Really."
Nodding her head, the Tigress noticed a look in Nodoka's eyes. "Is something wrong, Mrs. Saotome?"
Nodoka sighed. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so upset. My son is still so manly!"
Ranma blinks his eyes. "Mom? Is something wrong?"
Nodoka was doing an excellent job at keeping her composure, but there was a straining at the corners of her eyes. "It's just, besides the possibility of Asrial, you won't be able to make me any grandchildren with the Pokegirls."
Ranma, Asrial, Setsuna, and Brianan sweat-dropped for a moment. "Excuse me," Setsuna then spoke up, to calm the saddened Saotome Matriarch. "But we can all bear his children."
"HUH!?" Came the call from Ranma, Nodoka, and Asrial.
"Yes," Setsuna said. "You see, a Pokegirl who reaches her mid-thirties undergoes a second puberty, and becomes a Pokewomon. Pokewomen have a slightly decreased libido, are no longer subject to parthenogenesis, take a longer time to go Feral, and are able to bear children via sexual reproduction, with such children being either human males, human females, or Pokegirls. Such births are generally one child per pregnancy, with normal chances for more than one child. Most Tamers prefer to have the hornier and infertile Pokegirls in their Harem instead of Pokewomen."
Nodoka's eyees sparkled. "So in another ten years or so, that means that..."
Setsuna nodded her head. "Yes. me and the other Pokegirls of Ranma's Harem will be able to bear him children."
Nodoka squealed in delight. "WAI! I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER!"
Asrial sweat-dropped. "I'm so happy for you."
Setsuna smirked. "You should be, 'Alpha'. You're not a Pokegirl. You can bear his first dozen or so children until one of use goes through our second puberty."
Asrial blushed. "Now aitaminute here!"
Nodoka then raised her hand. "Excuse me, but you called Asrial that before. Just what exactly is an 'Alpha'?"
Once again, Setsuna explained. "An Alpha Pokegirl is one who is the head Pokegirl of a Tamer's Harem. The title doesn't bring any special changes or powers, just responsibilities and a few perks. An Alpha is the Pokegirl that makes sure her Tamer knows what's going on with the rest of the Harem, keeps the other Harem Pokegirls in top condition, which can include helping to Tame them," Setsuna said, eyeing Asrial critically, "And is often the first to fight for her master in a Pokebattle," Then after a moment of looking at Asrial again, Setsuna added, "Though not always. Anyway, orders given by an Alpha to other members of the Harem have the weight of their Master behind them, and are generally obeyed. An Alpha Pokegirl enjoys the status of being the closest to their Master, and usually is also Tamed more often than the others." Setsuna said, hiding no obvious jealousy in her voice. "The Tamer for a Harem always has final say on which Pokegirl is Alpha, though many let the Pokegirls themselves decide in-group which of them will lead, often times with some sort of competition."
Nodoka blinked her eyes. "Oh my. Is is so very interesting."
"Uh, yeah... Sure it is, mom" Ranma said, trying to make some conversation.
Nodoka smiled and gave Ranma another quick hug. "My son is so manly. Not only will he be able to give me grandchildren, but he has so many concubines as well."
Ranma sighed, but found himself hugging his mother back. "It's good to see you again, mom."
Meanwhile, Genam-panda just groaned in pain.
"MAKE MY LATTE DOUBLE!"
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Fri, 07 Feb 2003 05:56)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.