“Yeah,” Ranma said slowly. “But Oread Dryads can only reproduce with other women ... so ... ain't gonna have no kids with no guy no how.”
Akane, still in shock and angry, responded with a yell of “You pervert!” and hit him with the table. She expected him to be flattened by the attack, though she was prepared for him to roll out of the way.
What she was not expecting nor prepared for was for him to phase through the wood as though it were water, leaving his torso sticking out of underside the tabletop as if they were carved out of the same wooden block. Nor did she expect the uppercut that struck her chin like a hardwood club and sent her through the wall (though it should be noted that, unlike Ranma, her passage through wood made a hole).
Apparently Akane decided then and there to take a nap and meditate on the matter.
“Sorry about that,” Ranma said as he placed the table back into prosition.
“Oh, don’t mind Akane,” Kasumi said sweetly. “She’s really a very nice girl, she’s just a violent maniac.”
“I see,” Ranma observed calmly. It was amazing how serene he’d been feeling since falling into the spring. Probably because he had cool sap flowing through his head rather than hot blood. “Then it would never work between us.”
“Way to go, Sis,” Nabiki muttered realising that they were back on the spot and quickly added “I guess Kasumi will be a better choice, then.”
“What are you talking about?” Genma demaned. “Ranma and Akane’ll make a perfect couple.”
Soun nodded in agreement and fondly reminised on his courtship. “Then it’s settled,” he established firmly before the memories could make him cry.
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