"Now look at what you've done," grumbled Ranma. "Stupid oyaji."
"Oooooooh, what pretty colors," said Akane.
"Well, at least it wasn't Stun Spore or that aphrodisiac," said Genma. "You need to practice your attacks more so that you don't release either of those two by accident."
Kasumi's eyes crossed and she dropped to the floor with a grin and a giggle.
Nabiki found this hilarious and fell over laughing and snorting.
"Well, son," said Soun, feeling very mellow himself though not nearly to the extent of his three daughters. "There's my daughters. Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane. Not much to look at, I know. Kasumi often acts brain dead. Nabiki tends to be a soulless mercenary. Akane goes off into sudden violent rages at the least provocation. Choose one and she'll be your new fiancee."
"You didn't give me the chance to tell them about the Mellow Yellow attack," said Ranma to his father. "How it not only makes them higher than a kite, those under the influence babble out the truth and are highly suggestible."
Genma was dragging the taller of the three daughters off into the next room. "We didn't have a lot of time. Oh and don't pay any attention to me while I hatch another one of my brilliant plans."
Ranma hung his head as he heard his father in the next room telling that older daughter how much she was attracted to Ranma. "That ain't likely to work, Oyaji. None of those suggestions you've tried before have worked. Otherwise those Amazons wouldn't still be after us."
Genma dragged the second of the three daughters off. Nabiki stopped snoring when he did. "Trust me, son. I know what I'm doing."
"Don't interrupt you with the facts, eh?" Ranma considered the slightly glazed look in Soun's eyes. "You don't want to force me into some marriage."
"I don't?" Soun asked in a distracted manner. "Oooh pretty birdies."
"Now son, it isn't polite for a guest to use hypnotic commands on their host," said Genma with absolutely no hint of awareness of hypocricy as he dragged the third Tendo daughter off.
Ranma shook his head, then decided the most logical thing for him to do in this situation was:
(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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