Trying to move his body, as to get up from the futon he was on, Raphiel found his movement slightly inhibited, as if there were weights on him. He looking down, he could see that there were three women laying on top of him. Not only that, all three women and himself were naked! "Um... Am I in that Amazon Breeders' place?"
As if to answer Raphiel, there was a thud outside of the room. Gently moving the women so that he didn't wake them up, Raphiel got up from the bed. He found his boxers on top of a small 'Nya Cat' statue. Putting them on, he then opened the door to the room and looked outside. "Hello?"
Blinking, Raphiel couldn't understand why he didn't see anyone. Then he heard a voice say, "Down here stupid!"
Looking down, Raphiel saw a very short, aged woman whom was carrying a large walking stick. "Um... Hello. Do you know where I am little Dwarf?"
Her left eye twitched. The woman then said. "I am not a Dwarf. I am Cologne, one of the elder Amazons of the Joketsuzoku tribe."
"Oh! Then I'm back on Jade then? And you're the head breeder, right? I must admit, I didn't think you guys were going to draft me so early." Raphiel said.
Cologne rolled her eyes. This werecheetah seemed pretty dense. "I am beginning to believe you have me confused with another set of Amazons. This is Neko-hanten, 'the Cat Cafe'. A restaurant in Nerima."
"Oh..." Raphiel said, scratching the back of his head. "Do you think those girls are gonna be upset with me? I mean, all I remember is something exploding, and then I'm being dragged off by three girls..." Raphiel said, coming to a realization. "Those were the girls that dragged me off last night, weren't they?"
Cologne nodded her head. "I think we should have a talk..."
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Back in her room, Shampoo started to awaken. She felt... Odd... Not knowing why she felt like that, she remembered back last night how she found out from the mercenary girl that her Airen was being taken to a bar so that the obstacle could take away her Airen. naturally, Shampoo had to go save Ranma. Then before she knew it, there was a commotion and the place was covered in dust. Naturally, she went towards Airen, grabbed him, and took him off to consummate their relationship. But then she remembered something...
"Shampoo no remember airen being so... Furry..." Shampoo stated. She could feel her tail swishing back and forth in contemplation... "TAIL!?"
Her eyes snapping open, Shampoo looked at herself. She was nude, and covered in a coat of white and golden spotted fur. She had a tail, and puting her hand to the side of her head, could feel her ears were pointed. Looking at a mirror on her wall, she could see she looked like some sort of cheetah-woman. "NO! SHAMPOO WERE SAVING HERSELF FOR AIREN! AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Downstairs, Shampoo's scream was quite evident. Raphiel looked at Cologne and asked, "I'm in trouble, aren't I?"
Sighing, Cologne nodded her head. "I suggest you start running."
"But what about the rest of my clothes?" Raphiel asked.
"You can always replace clothing, you can't replace your head." Cologne then sagely advised.
"... Good point." Raphiel finally said. He then started running out of the Neko-hanten like a bat out of hell.
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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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